Random Thoughts 16

I think a monument to my left leg should be built.

Why my left leg? I'm not sure. I was just going for another sig.

 

Don't push your luck.

I want some Twizzlers

i haz some downstairs

ohh yeah

 

Fishing, huh?

But yeah, if I get that picture, you get most of the credit. I just get credit for the actual action.

 

I wouldn't even want any credit. The sheer fact that you'd have pulled it off would be a testament to how awesome I am regardless whether anyone knows I was the innovator or not.

Man, I felt my ego bulge a bit there.

 

So THAT'S where your ego is!

 

Oh SNAP

 

That's about the only thing I've got down there.

 

A little? Naw...

And. Oh. My. Fuck. My sister just said Hayley Williams isn't even slightly attractive. I will not hear such blasphemy! Wanna know why? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

Blink 182

INITIATE!

 

NPG no longer stands for New Power Generation. It stands for New Pervert Generation.

 

haha

 

Amazing.

 

I didn't bother figuring out what font they use, so I just used Times New Roman. It works

 

Dont. Sing. That.

Gwen Stefani might sue you.

 

I Pick Christina

 

I know She threatened to sue Gabe. So now they can't play it at shows. I remember seeing a video where a reporter helped Gabe get backstage at a Gwen Stefani show to try and ask her why she was going to sue him for it.