Random Thoughts 16

Here's how I look at it: I <3 asian girls.

 

MadTV > SNL (currently)

 

Dude, she's still way too cute to bang. Again, like with the whole Hayley Williams thing (same IFs applied here, because I know it ain't gonna happen); get to know her, blah blah blah, maybe... if we get married, then who the hell cares...?

 

Iain, I liked your analogy earlier, looking down and thinking "awww, she's so cute". That was a good one

I'd still do it, but to be honest I'm like you in a way (preferring a proper relationship to just fucking randoms).

 

I definitely see Ramiele as cute... but I can also imagine her facial expressions. And sound effects. Yeah.

 

...

 

You're killing me. I can't even breathe.

If you're in a relationship that's pretty solid, and you think you're ready, by all means, go ahead, do it. But the way I see it, it's pretty pointless just to fuck some random girl, and never see her again. Just beat off. Again though, that's just me. But yeah, I guess, given the right circumstances, I might. Might being the operative word, people.

 

Yeah, that's pretty much the way I see it. I mean, I've done it before, but I'd still rather not.

On the topic of sound effects and whatnot, Hayley DOES have a rather big voice for such a small frame....







....

 

And it gets more amusing. Just keep in mind, since she does in fact have a small frame, you gotta be careful. But still, like I said. Don't fuck Hayley Williams.

 

I think we pretty much raped the keep it clean rule. Then gave it a facial.


Lol, okay, now I'm gonna fucking stop.

 

the don't fuck hayley williams club

 

Whyyyyyy? It's going fine the way it is.

On a very clean note, not that she really needs protecting, cause I'm sure the girl can take up for herself, but since she's so small, something about her makes me wanna protect her. And don't make fun of that.

 

Nah dude, I get ya. That's like me and my BFF (lol), she's pretty much exactly the same size as Hayley. Similar hair too, but blonde.


POSTWHOOOOOORE!

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Night Arlene.

 

Nighttt LPA.

 

Alyson Hannigan. Nuff said.

 

Zooey Deschanel.

*End thread*

 

Oh god I love this episode of South Park

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are Geniuses

 

I've always had a thing for smaller girls. I don't know if it's that "guys are attracted to girls who resemble in some way their mother", or whether it's because I just like really small girls.

G'night Arlene.

 

Good night Arlene.

 

Yes Nick, but you wanna know what else is genius?


















































Danny Simmons.


Courtesy of a friend of mine.

EDIT: I think if Derek's reading these past few pages, he's either laughing, or planning a little talking to. Or just indifferent.

And Derek, I had nothing to do with it. (yeah, right)