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leavers? You mean Schoolies?

I'm not really following. I don't really know "she" at all.

I've had too much rum.

 

so it was a boring night out, yet you've still had rum. Fair enough.

Yeah, leavers, schoolies, same difference. Either way they pretty much involve the same kind of thing

 

Rum, Jack D's and Bailey's + Wii Boxing = heart attack awesome party last night. and i have to do it all again tomorrow.

 

I went in with a few dudes, got smashed expecting the batallion of people to arrive later...

No such luck. Was fucking shit. Lost $40 on blackjack and came home.

Sobering up now. Sucks.

Anyway who is "she". Reveal all!

 

Yeah, I get ya. I can't really relate, on account of me not being 18, I've only gone to house parties, where it's at least pretty much guaranteed there'll be a reasonable amount of people.

Anyway, "she" is pretty much my best friend, who sometimes can be a downright bitch. Oh, and her boyfriend has actually threatened to stab me. Which is strange, considering he doesn't actually know I've really done some stuff that WOULD warrant that.

The soap opera that is my life.

 

House parties ay. Kinda miss them. Haven't been to one in years. Well actually a few months but yea. They were all the rage in year 12.

Sounds like a tricky situation you've got there. Are you trying to get your foot in the door for a possible relationship, or just trying to tell her, that her boyfriends a cock muncher?

 

Yeah, they're still good fun. Even once I'm 18, I imagine I'll still go to them. Hook in with the young ones and all.

Anyway, yeah, it's a *tad* complicated. Originally I did want a relationship, now it's basically just to tell her how much of a dick her boyfriend is. Oh, and to spite him of course.

I've moved on to a girl at work anyway, lol.

 

I still think Gavin McCann is better than Deco.

 

Well I wish you extreme success in making her realise said boyfriend is a wanker.

This is how it will go:

You will move on to girl at work and begin a relationship. You'll like her, but nothing like "she"

"She" will continue on oblivious to the fact her boyfriends a cunt for a few months and then it will dawn on her one day when she see's you and work girl together having a good ol' time.

She will break up with cunt face and be alone. She will come for you for consoling. You will console but confirm her worst fears that you are in a relationship. She runs home crying.

You drive home in the rain with emotional music playing pondering what might have been until suddenly you realise all you ever wanted is with "she". So you drive to work girls house and tell her it's over.

Then you drive to "shes" house. Her mum tells her she went out walking in the rain. You drive looking for her, find her, tell her you love her. Then she'll start crying, then you'll cry. A french kiss will take place and you'll live happily ever after.


That's definately how it will happen.

 

, that's not cliched at all...

I swear, you single handedly make this thread worth visiting, lol.

 

I stole it from Win a Tad with Tad Hamilton.

I think. That or Just Friends.

I can't remember but they were both typical fall in love, love turns sour, fall back in love movies.

 

On account of your rum consumption, I'll let you off the fact you said "Tad" twice, instead of "Date".

Funny thing is, I've been dragged to both of those said movies. Hah.

 

Haha, that looks like the name of a porn or something.

Classic film though

 

Fuck.

You think you're sober and then you roll out the stupid typos.

I just watched them on showtime once. Quality films. I'm a sucker for them when I'm womanless. Like now. Gives you hope .

Fuck. Never works out like that though. Fingers fecking crossed for my physio. I'll get her in the end.

 

Yeah, I've since seen them again in the same circumstances as you, and they're rather fantabulous.

Good luck with the physio. If you need help *acquiring* another injury, then that's not a problem

 

I need one. I see her occasionaly at the RSL but not enough. We build up a great friendship but I see her fuck all now.

Twice a week for 10 months to once a blue moon. Fucking shits me. I kind of wish I could break my leg painlessly or something.

Even painfully probably. I'm in pain without her by my treatment tableside.

That sounded amazing.

 

Dude. If you can come up with a few more lyrics, you could totally serenade her with that.

It'd definitely work. Probably.

 

Well there goes my plan to work out this morning *headdesk*

 

Oh my dearest physio.
Sitting here, drinking fizzy-o.
Would do anything for your love
Make a fist, hit myself with a glove.
If it meant that I could see you again
I'd even stab myself in the leg with a pen
I'd love to make you into my sweet bride
I'm in pain without you by my treatment tableside.


I'm on fire.

 

That's modern Shakespeare for you right there.

Wow, we raped this thread.