Whats yo gangsta name?

http://gangstaname.com/index.php

Type in your name and it gives you a new gangsta name

My results:

Old name: rahat

I now dub your ass:
Swingin Dong Baller

 

Name: Luke

Gangsta Name: Machete Masta G

 

Old name: Nick

I now dub your ass:
Fried Green Hob-nobba

 

Old name: Dusan

I now dub your ass:

Supa-Hard Gangsta



laaaame

 

aww they didn't give you a good one lol

 

Old name: Tim

I now dub your ass:
Ribbed Rat Snatcher



...the fuck!

 

Old name: Tom
I now dub your ass:
Dances With Fool


That's not even a name.

 

never deny the gangsta name creater!

 

Old name: Chris Ruffino

Gangsta Name: Rank Dirty Hung Daddy

 

It's like a Native American Tribal name hahahah.

 

Old name: Iain Smith

I now dub your ass:

Heavy Nutz da Bastard

...

 

Old Fool Pimp is my name.

 

Gitsnik ----> Whipped Balls
Thomas ----> Fried Green Mint Flavar

 

Phat African

 

That's what I thought.

 

Daniel Bartels.

I now dub your ass:

Slimy Mexican.

Lol wut? Damn holmes.

 

Old name: jordan dirk

I now dub your ass:
John Cougar Lumpynutz

 

old name: tauqir

I now dub your ass: Stanky Left-Hand G

 

I think I got the only reasonably non-absurd, cool sounding name.

 

Besides mine?