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Friskey, this is a fight you can't win. You should be used to that by now though.

 

Yeah, even though I had an argument with Chris not that long ago, I probably will miss him.

 

Fixed.

 

So? We do drink tea. So do a large number of people in the world...

 

Ah right, well we Brits have the uncanny knack to get hammered and forgive, right? lol

 

I know. I'm in a shit mood, so I tried. Damn.

 

Yeah, we pretty much made up as far as I know

I drink both tea and coffee, anyway. Speaking of coffee...
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WHAT? 9000?!?!

 

We drink tea in Britain because we have the IQ to make it properly.

Dean - Actually it was probably the Irish who made it, we just copied

 

ITS OVE-ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9000!!

 

I know I do

 

That's the only stereotype they can come up with too. That and crumpets. Well crumpets are nice.

Also they have the most annoying habit of overexagerated our accents and confusing them with Aussie accents.

I don't know anyone who speaks in the traditional American idea of how English people speak lol.

 

Oh yeah?? Well Americans have more girth per-person!

I'd like to see you compete with out tremendous fatness.

 

I know a Brit, and she makes tea like this:

Step One: Boiling water.
Step Two: Stick the tea in.
Step Three: Pull it out as fast as fucking possible.

I'm not saying everyone does it that way, but if that is how it's made, wow.

 

And your illegal wars

oh, I went there

 

Well it's better than the American way of making tea: getting in your car to go 100 yards down the road to fetch some Doughnuts.

 

We learned imperialism from the best.

 

Yeah we got fed up of being hated so we passed it on to you.

 

...*puts her cup of tea down slowly*

My roommate and I both have ridiculous amounts of tea in our dorm. We have roughly around 10 boxes of varying flavors.

I boil water, put sugar in first to melt it, put the tea in, let is steep until it reaches whatever color is appropriate depending on the flavor of tea, and then remove the tea.

Is that wrong?

 

It's because us Brits are indestructible, even from insults, they seem to insult good beverages and god damn tasty breakfasts.

How ironic they mock our accent

Darn, I guess you win that one?

Haha, epic burn.