Random Thoughts 15

I farted and it smells like I should probably be quarantined for the next three years just to make sure I'm not made of pure toxic elements.

 

Please, man.

 

Firecrackers? Sounds like a plan, haha.

 

Brilliant. I'm too chicken to do it myself.



Everyone stop hating Kevin. He be the truth.

EDIT: Oh, so the bastard wants me to die eh? EVERYONE INSULT KEVIN.

 

I am so hot for you now.

 

I'mma watch Foamy... Ain't seen him in a while

 

I'm joking.

Seriously though. I be the truth.

 

Bwuahahahahahaha!

 

Did it burn your eyes?

 

I know, dumbass.

And I was just joking about the truth thing. You not be the truth. Hellflame be the truth. You be the rumour that no one know if true or not. So in a way, you be the false.

Hellflame truth. Tarawicz false.

Kwintakecoolo has spoken.

 

Oooookay.

And fuck firecrackers, i'm getting M-80's and shit.

 

I'll fire a seven bazooka fire salute.

 

My gun fires seven different shades of SHIT, so what's your favorite color, punk?

 

I'll also call Kristen up...sure she wants a part of this ceremony.

 

Ok. I'll call up Jessica Alba and Stacy. Anyone got their numbers?

 

Time for coaching/bowling



Dammit.

 

I dunno. There's too many fucking "555" numbers.

 

Ok well Kevin you go work on it. I'm gonna go play burnout.

Peace.

 

Peace.

111-1111. Hello? DAMN! 111-1112. Hello? DAMN! 111-1113....