Random Thoughts 15

I missed all the craziness, too.

Boy, Franny's return was kind of short lived, heh.

 

Yesh it was. It went like:

SEAKING! MUDKIPZ! OBAMA! BANHAMMERZ!

EDIT: Oh, and somewhere in there was THAT JOKE NOT FUNNY, SON.

 

"How To Make "WIN" From Scratch.

Ingredients:
1. Somewhere to mix the ingredients up at
2 A hand full of innuendoes
3.Flare of sarcasm
4. An audience

- First find somewhere that you can place the ingredients: forums are your best bet
Unless it's some strict religious forum, you'd end up making "fail" avoid doing that.

- Second put in some innuendoes and puns. Make there they are big. This will help you better out your "WIN" in the long run
After putting in the innuendoes and puns, stir them up with a batter, the thicker the batter the better

- Third find something to be sarcastic about, NO NOT REALLY... place the sarcasm somewhere near the innuendoes would be a start but it's not too important where you put it. On the other hand there's really one perfect place to place sarcasm. "Where's that?" you might ask. There truth is it's in arguments, sure it will cause controversy. But making controversy without upsetting everyone only helps you make better "WIN". Fine, you don't Reallly need the sarcasm...

- Fourth , insert your mixture into the hole, that is your audience. Make sure there are lots of innuendos and sketchy references. It the mixture is looking pale, don't worry the win will Come in time. Infact it may be there already and is just so sweaty hot that it may need cooling off to be visible.


The final step in making WIN is to NOT read these instructions, if you had already done so, you've just wasted four valuable minutes of your life that you'll never get back. Bitch."

 

Last night was such a TiVo moment. OFFA

 

WTF NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WERE LAZERS!?!

 

SNAKE, THERE WERE LAZERS THERE.

 

"I'm going to be a boss!"
"Woah!!"
"You like men!"
"WOAH, you can see into my mind?!!?"
"No."
"Fuck."

 

If i pull my wang i can fliiiieeeee... i just grab, pull and flyyyy...

I totally posted that as a youtube video comment.

Also,
When I was a little girl, I *WHAM* THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW LET'S GO!

 

MY EYES!! OMG MY EYES!

 

Haha. We're getting interviewed for some random college radio station

 

Pft, what has he done that was so worthy? Look at what I did last night.

 

So what the fuck is the point in paying for an English course, that's only on Monday nights, if it's going to be canceled every week?

 

Everybody's still sick.

 

But meeoooooooooom...

 

Wow, LPA became even more corrupted overnight.

 

OH no you didn't!

 

My prank would've worked SO much better if you were there when I did it.

 

Yes but I was offline. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's when you're not on the computer. A scary thought eh?

 

Fuck you, smartass.

You just know I would've fooled you. Ironically enough, your combining name of "Tarawicz-Friskey" was the basis of this prank. So, feel happy.

 

Off the computer? That's blasphemy! BLASPHEMY I SAY!