Paramore Aren't Breaking Up, Hayley Isn't Pregnant, and Istanbul is in Europe

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1582127/20080222/paramore.jhtml

Welcome to the world of being famous, Hayley.

 

Wow

Paramore has some Hardcore Fans I'd say

Or just a Shitload of Teenies

 

No word on the cancelled dates? ill be mega pissed if they dont rearrange glasgow

 

So she's not pregnant. At least not yet.

 

She's mine, you cow.

 

Shut up Tarawicz, she's mine.

 

Okay, I'll take her off both ya'll hands. I'm doing ya'll a big favor, but me a bigger one

 

Trust me, the only one getting a big favor is her.

From me.


;-)

 

Look out, she might crushcrushcrush you.

 

Well that IS what you get when you let your heart win.

 

Whoa! Here We Go Again.

Don't start me, man. I was Born For This.

 

Well, for a Pessimist, I'm pretty optimistic.

 

Hallelujah, let the flames begin!

 

It's a conspiracy, but I'll never let this go.

 

The Pressure is Stuck On You.

...{failure cover}

 

All we know is my heart will rewind.

 

And to end something that is no longer funny...

RIOT!

 

Oh.
Damn.

 

...

At least they're not breaking up.

 

TDG is the shit!

(FYI - Yes people, I KNOW its a Paramore song...)