Random Thoughts 15

Ah hell.

At least it'll be warmer than this Michigan bullshit.

 

*In redneck accents*

So, any ideas how we can stop the future from happening?

How about we cause more global warming, so that in the future, the polar ice caps melt, and, and it ushers in a new Ice Age?

How the hell is global warming gonna cause an Ice Age?

Well, you know, the... global warming could bring on like a climate shift or somethin'.

Chet, you are a f***ing r*****, you know that? Even if global warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isn't, it would take millions of years for a climate shift to happen! You think an ice age can just happen all of a sudden-like?

Well, I was just tryin' to be helpful.

Well help yourself to a f***in' science book, 'cause you're talking' like a f***in' r*****! Now, come on people, we've got to think! Damnit, they took our jobs!
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Bored much? I love that.

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I WANT MAH BLAZAR!!

 

It's a decent line-up at the moment. Daniel Gibson, Aleksandar Pavlović and Anderson Varejão are injured as of right now, so I'm imagining the line-up will look like this:

Žydrūnas Ilgauskas C
Ben Wallace PF
LeBron James SF
Wally Szczerbiak SG
Delonte West PG

 

It's from South Park, actually. I forgot to put that there, but that's why the ---- is at the end.

And I have 5 blazers.

 

lol Zak

 

That deserves a patented EPIC LULZ™.

 

Yeah. Major lawlz.

 

Could we be any bitchier?

 

yeah and wally is very injury prone, let's hope he doesnt go down too.

 

Yes. Yes we could.

 

QFT.

 

Actually yea, dunno what I was thinking when I posted that one...

 

Dude, she wants to go to my Law prom with me.

DUDE.

 

DUDE!

Sweet

 

Dude, which girl?

 

His cousin, watch.

 

HAR HAR KEVIN, HAR HAR. bastard.

No people, this is something much hotter.

Click me

She's the one on the right. Yes, the one showing the cleavage

 

Doesn't he have a sister...? You know, Perth has a pretty damn low population...

EDIT: Wow I take it back! Get in there!