Random Thoughts 15

American humour is better than dutch humour though.

Dutch humour's cruel. It's like ''kick the cat and laugh''.

 

That's because Will Ferrell isn't funny.

 

But that's hilarious.

 

*waits for namechange*

 

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby, be a simple kind of man
Won't you do this for me son
If you can.

 

You know what? Me neither. And I'm an American. Go figure.

 

You listening to the Skynyrd or Deftones version?

 

Deftones. Stupid random playback.

 

Have you been watching Hans Teeuwen or something?

 

No but I have Dutch relatives and I know all about your sick jokes.

 

Richard Cheese for the ultimate victory.

 

OOOH! are you part Dutch?

And yes, I can't help it, but cruel jokes are the best. American humour is just lame.

 

American humor FTW peoples....REMEMBER THAT!

 

I hate how the AI in Madden NFL 08 was designed. I have to adjust the sliders so games are so unfavorably balanced toward me, games end up being total blowouts (case in point: I just beat the Bengals 66-9, followed by a shellacking of the Raiders, 48-0), otherwise the AI cheats and performs superhuman feats normal professional players can't ever do, such as knocking down a pass when they're FIVE YARDS AWAY FROM THE BALL. No one has a 15-foot-long arm, so there's no reason they should be able to knock a ball away from five yards away. Yet when I adjust the sliders, the AI just becomes stupider and stupider and I just run all over them. There is absolutely no middle ground in this game at all. Christ.

/maddenrant

"If the quarterback throws the ball and the receiver catches it in the end zone, that's gonna be a touchdown."

<3 Frank Caliendo

 

No lol but my Stepdad is. We see his side of the family quite regularly so we mite not be related by blood but we're still kinda family.

It's smiliar to my Grandparents actually. They aren't my biological Grandparents because they adopted my mother so all my relatives aren't really my relatives by blood by they still are my relatives.

Holland's a nice place though. Amsterdam particularly.

 

Pfft, I don't like Amsterdam. It's filthy.


Shocking, but so true.
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=wBJoiEhvzsY

 

Actually when my Eurotrip happens some point next year hopefully, Amsterdam is the last stop.

 

I didn't understand a word of that.

 

Fixed.


Will: she says: 'Connie used to wash me for many years, but now Connie is too expensive. Everyday I get someone else, I might aswell undress in front of everyone.'

It's a bit sad..