Random Thoughts 15

I have a headache. I'm drained, annoyed and sleepy. *whines and stomps foot*

 

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You'll recieve your hotplate in 6-8 years.

 

*checks watch*

 

At the party there will be a room with the title 'Hayley Williams Room'.

I will shed no light as to what the room will contain.

Also everyone must be introduced to my best friend Jack Daniels and his very nice cousin Absinthe.

 

Are you fucking kidding me? I won Rock Band a couple weeks ago and got it today in the mail, but it's just the game.

They sent me a pair of drumsticks with it, but there aren't any drums. There isn't even a fucking guitar!

Not that I could've played it anyway seeing as how I don't have an Xbox 360, but this is just the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.

I guess that's what I get for not reading the rules.

 

Well i'll bring my friend Crown Royal, his next to nothing son-in-law Smirnoff, and their annoying redneck fucking neighbor, PBR.

 

As long as you don't bring their extremely hot but extremely idiotic cousin Smirnoff Ice.

 

And everyone present would be allowed in, right?

 

@Dean:

It depends. All those people might hurt.

 

I figured you might think I meant everyone at once, but I didn't.

 

I don't want it to be a line though.

 

And once again!!

If there was a contest for hard nipples, I'd so win that.

 

It's okay. There'll be a Kristen Bell room too. And a Stacy Keibler room.

There are hieght requirements for each ride though.

 

Knowing you guys, there'll be lines for EACH room. Perverted fuckers.

 

You're the one with the rooms at your party.

 

Yep. It'll be one awesome orgyParty.

EDIT: Don't worry Kev. There'll be a waiting room. Plenty of lotion, viagra and blindfolds. I will burn that part of my house down after the party though.

 

I think I got a poltergeist in my room.

 

It's still going to be AWKWARD!

Ok, I need to stop nitpicking.

 

I implore you to include a Naomi Watts room.

 

What about a Kylie Minogue room.