Random Thoughts 15

Wisdomteethremovalday tomorrow... argh!

 

Best of luck, man. Don't be nervous. You'll remember nothing. They strap you down, put the general anath. in and it's like you went to sleep. Next thing you know, you're up and your wisdom teeth are out.

I'll just say from experience that we probably won't see you tomorrow on here since you'll be so numb and so out of the fucking loop, you'll won't be able to do nothing, but sleep and eat mushy foods.

The first 24 hrs. are usually the worst part. After that, it gets better.

 

wow. i can't believ i'll be leaving. another three or four months till i sign back on LPA then...

 

Well that was certainly like sticking your penis in a draw and slamming it.

 

Or inside a fan.

What?

 

I've never done that.

 

Owned those midterms.

 

Thanks, man, I'll just put loads of ice on my cheeks and it'll be okay, I guess.

@Dean: But you've done the shelf thing?

 

Say what?

 

Not to mention, tons of gauze probs. in the mouth to stop the bleeding.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisdom_teeth#Post-extraction_problems

This should help on what to do and what not to do.

 

I need to stop thinking of vocalists in terms of how much they sound like Mike Patton.

 

*headdesk*

 

Fat chicks working the meat department (no pun intended) should not be allowed to hit on their customers.

AOGJOAJOGDJ

 

"A fat woman appeared in the meat department today...."

Married With Children FTFW.

And with that, I bid you all adieu.

 

Dear god, I fucking hate Brock Lesnar.

 

I can guarantee you've got almost everything I've got.

When I'm not feeling so lazy, I'll make a list and PM it to you.

 

Ugh. My head feels like it's ready to explode.

Did I get bit?

And nothing like waking up to the sweet smell of steak. Mmmm.