Random Thoughts 15

Ironic enough, one of my non-LPA friends calls me "White Bread"

 

That's kind of like me and Tim, except I am also on the LPA

 

Let's not pretend like you're alone tonight
I know he's there and
You're probably hanging out and making eyes
While across the room he stares
I'll bet he gets the nerve to walk the floor
And ask my girl to dance
She'll say yes
Because these words were never easier for me to say
Or her to second-guess
But I guess that I can live without you but
Without you I'll be miserable at best

 

Ohhhh shit what should i do

 

Just to clarify, even though I sound white bread, I'm not.

 

http://weblaw.usc.edu/news/assets/images/2003/PILF.jpg
that's you in the middle, aged ten. before your carlton phase.

 

I actually am.

SHOCK HORROR!

 

Hah.

I have the Boston accent.

BEAT THAT.

 

!!!

...

You have defeated us all.

 

It's ridiculous. I say Bag-elle, not Bay-gill. I also say: wicked, fuckin a, and i dont say pahk, but i barely say my rs.

i just said r outloud and its "ahr".

its slightly there. Revere accents are worse than Boston by fah. XD

 

When life's not fair, at all, use Cloveratol

 

How bad?

EDIT: Nevermind, read a couple posts up. Fucking idiot me.

 

That sounds ridiculously...rich.

 

Half the people at my brothers old job were Boston transplants, so I know what you mean.

This reminds me of how my mother (who grew up in Philly) used to catch shit for saying "ruff" instead of "roof" all the time.

 

Someone needs to make a dance song with the "MY MACHEEEENEEEZZZ!!!" quote in it from Scrubs

 

Hmm. Let me see if I can record an example of my accent.

 

If Sophia Bush would have been in Terminator 3 as originally planned, I may have actually watched it

 

Me no push Mongo. And I ain't pushing punk footed, bitch.

 

Seriously though, I want to know how I ended up registered for all this socialist party stuff.

 

My son is no communist. He may be a liar, a thief, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star.