Random Thoughts 15

Oh yeah? I watched Underworld 2 with that really rough sex scene with my mom.

I WIN.

 

Okay maybe you win for now.

 

'MOM. BIG TITS AND THICK DICKS IS ON. YOU GONNA WATCH?'

 

If it were me, I'd watch Brokeback Mountain with headphones on, and have Debbie Does Dallas blasting out of the speakers so no one thinks anything weird is going on Besides, it's only rated R....they don't actually show anything, do they? I can't imagine it being that bad


Watching porno around my parents is nothing for me anyways. When my brother first got an HDTV, we were able to watch what people were watching on Pay Per View because of the way an HDTV tuner works and the fact that the PPV signals aren't encrypted....some long technical mumbo jumbo I'm not going into. Anyways, we were flipping through all of those channels and came across a raunchy porno where some chick was sucking off 1 guy and jerking off 2 other guys at the same time (she was a talented slut) and my brother and I were just cracking up over this because we thought it was funny and then my mom and dad came in to take a look.

And the other day, Charter started giving us the high def channels for free (even though we're not paying for them...idiots) and HBO and Cinemax HD are included in that. So my brother's showing me how good the high def channels look, and we're flipping through and come to Cinemax. Well, you know what's on Cinemax every night around 10:30, and this night was no different. So I yell into the other room "HEY, WHO WANTS TO SEE FUCKING IN HIGH DEF?" and my dad comes running in to watch This is also the same man who narrated what was happening to my mom in 2 girls 1 cup when she looked away

 

Your family is fucking awesome Todd, I swear .

And as for how bad it is, there is simulated aggressive buttsecks.

No actual showing of any genitalia though. Oh well, at least I can win respect from the ladies now by telling them I was man enough to watch Brokeback. .

 

Yes they are awesome


I'm not sure how awkward watching simulated aggressive buttsekcs would be to watch, even while alone (hell, probably would be more awkward alone since people may hear the sound from the movie and think something else is going on )

 

Holy crap Anne Hathaway has a gorgeous body. Who would've known. O_O

 

Seriously..she comes off so innocent and then she goes topless and has sex in Brokeback Mountain.

I was like "ZOMG TITTIES? WTF".

 

Ut oh...wife just caught the guy making out with another guy.

This is going to get bad...real bad. *Is actually in suspense watching this movie*.