Guaranteed to work on any woman....except for those with self respect. (MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
Come on now lol. Did you really think I'd actually use that on a girl? That'd guarantee like.....no sex for a year.
I'd never be able to say that line if I were the actor. I'd just stare at the director (or writer, if he was there) and just say, "Are you fucking kidding me? What's the real line?"