Random Thoughts 14

Ahh my back hurts.

 

I looove my sig and ava. ^^

 

Ugh I'm dying, I swear.

 

Woah. I'm dumb...


I've had an offer from a University since 20th December and I only just noticed today

I also got an email saying that one of my other applications has gone through and is now being looked at. Fingers crossed I'll get an interview.

 

Lemony fresh.

 

LAWL.

Why isn't this bitch dead yet?

 

Simple...she's an annoying stupid cunt of a celebrity. They never go down.

 

:O you said the 'c' word

ammmmmmmmmmmmmm I'm telling

 

But I meant it.

 

True.

Either that, or her and Keith Richards are actually the space aliens that Tom Cruise has been warning us about

 

No, we all know that Keith Richards is the one who will be alive when the atomic bomb hits going to a bunch of cockroaches "You know I smoked your uncle that one time, remember that? Fucking crazy!"

Robin Williams's standup FTW.

 

Bleh... I'm not looking forward to Carnage that much anymore. Too many people that I know have decided to copy us and turn up.

It's meant to be a night of meeting random people and trying to pull but now everyone's coming along with their girlfriends and boyfriends and there's a stupidly big group. This means that, no doubt, I'll be followed around all night by someone too scared to go off and chat to others. <_<

 

Good lord, I wonder what Robin is thinking of Britney right now

They could fix Nasa space stations with Keith Richard's liver

 

Bingo.

Apparently Dr. Phil was sounding off on her. Fuck that idiot.

 

First day back, i probably should have done that essay for her

 

Dr. Phil is totally dense. "I think that Britney needs medical and psychological help."

No shit Sherlock.

 

I heart you for saying that.

 

What happened to the garbage pail kids?

 

Aww I heart you too.

 

Why did I go out last night?