Random Thoughts 14

How can you be an Englishman without a bowler?

Burnout looks pretty sweet but you should know I don't have a cam so that kind of ruins the whole thing.

 

Agreed. That makes the whole thing. Englishman thing I mean.

 

I should take a picture of myself with my bowler and godfather style overcoat.
In fact i think the last time i posted a picture was like a year ago, now i have a beard and I'm about a foot taller

Yeah I'm saving up for a cam eventually, focusing on getting burnout first though lol

I can see it now:
LPA Burnout Championships!
Champion: Tom

 

Their music isn't too bad by any means but... Bullet For My Valentine are idiots

 

Yeah. They are.

 

What did they say?

 

Holy shit, did anyone watch the trailer for that 'Teeth' a.k.a my pussy will bite your dick off, movie?

Just watched it and now I'm afraid to have sex again :'(

 

That might be the scariest film idea I've heard yet. *shudders*

 

I'm doing the smart guy thing and avoiding that trailer like I avoid a fat woman waving for me at the buffet table.

"I'm gonna fuck you till you die!" *shudders*

 

i wanna go Bowling really bad...I havent been in forever

I hope my Dad got my Acoustic Fixed, Im Dying to Play it rather than my Electric set on Clean

 

Flying cat is back and he's pissed

 

you are a wassy bassy hassy massy cassy maddy bladdy raddy faddy gladdy. i know it. from the planet 0-Ssy.

 

I just found out a bunch of my friends are planning on going bowling tonight. I bet not a single one of them calls me.

 

Harrow: "You didn't have to wound the man, you know..."

Mal: "Yeah, I know, it was just funny."


!

 

Sucks, huh.

 

Yeah. I'm kind of sick of them doing this to me.

I should go and be like, "Oh, hey, guys, I didn't know you were going to be up here too! Call you? Nah, why the FUCK would I call you guys to hang out and go bowling with me?"

Jerks.

 

Of course, you should throw a bowling ball at one of their nuts as well. Just for shits and giggles.

 

I agree.

 

I agree as well. That''s just the epitome of a dick move. So I think a testicle rearrangement via bowling ball would suffice.

 

Or show them to that one girl from "Teeth"