Random Thoughts 14

White man turns the corner, finds himself within a different world,
Ghetto kid grabs his shoulder, throws him up against the wall.,
He says "Would you respect me if I didn't have this gun?
'Cause without it, I don't get it, and that's why I carry one."

We always need to hear both sides of the story...

 

Constant entertainment for our restless minds.
Constant stimulation for epic appetites.
Is there something wrong with these songs?
Maybe there's something wrong with the audience.
Manipulation in rock music. Fucking Nausea.

I'm losing touch. I'm losing touch. (I'm losing touch)
I'm losing touch. And it's obvious.

*Bored*

 

*Is bored also*

 

Shit. My mate went to the Marilyn Manson gig in Manchester last night and tore a ligament or something in his knee. Out of action for 6 weeks or so. Ouch.


Thing is... he did it when no bands were playing by trying to lift two people up

 

I'm hungryyyyyyyyy......

 

That was an amazing bath.

 

Now you had a good bath I see?

 

Oh yeah.


Maxime just saw your sig and he's like: 'Who's that? ...oooh, Kristen Bell. I'd do this to her *makes a banging move*'

Really, sometimes I wish I had a videocamera to record his loser moments.

 

Is it just me or does Queens of the Stone Age's Make It Wit Chu sound
so much like Eric Clapton that they should be paying him royalties?

 

You know what this means? Maxime's gonna yell out "KRISTEN" in bed.

 

Not if he wants to taste a vicious Marj wrath!

 

I think you're confusing yourself in your alone time with my Maxime. You see, if you're with me, you're paralyzed from pleasure.

I think this is going to be dirty, so I'm gonna stop it now lol.

 

That is true. Ok, i'll shut up.

 

That's a shame... I had a few good jokes too.

 

Commando for the epic win.

 

Much better.

 

you know what.. Marj is like really really really really really fucking hawt.

 

I really want to punch Perez Hilton.

 

What?

 

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