Random Thoughts 14

You and my dog both. I'm so damn tired of getting leghumped. At least by my dog.

I need a hug.

 

Or maybe I'm just tired....meh.

*humps everyone who wants to be humped*

 

I feel better now.

 

w00t!

@Will - Damn right.

 

Isn't there some kind of way that humans could also have a wintersleep?

 

It's called cryo-sleep. You get frozen, and when you wake up, you're blond for six months. BLIND for six months. Not blond. Hibernation comes at a price.

 

...what?

 

That's the password.

 

I wish I was a big wooly bear.

 

That would ruin all of the fun.

*slaps forehead* I was just told to get a job so I could buy my mother nail polish.

 

That's odd.

 

I wonder why... I'd rather buy something for a girl I know... not nail polish for someone who can repaint the Empire State Building with her nail polish.

I'm watching an alien give birth.

 

...I'm gonna take off. Dive into the nice warm bed and not come out untill tomorrow afternoon!

Goodnighty!

 

'Night.

"Congratulations it's a... squid."

 

'Night dear.

I'm also out for the night...peace out.

 

All my friends fell off the face of the Earth tonight. I can't get a hold of any of them.

I'll bet there was some secret sexy party I wasn't invited to and they're all just not answering their phones because they don't want me to find out about it.

The worst part is I'd believe it.

 

It's only now that I found out that "Kick, Push" by Lupe Fiasco sampled a Filipino song for the beat (by Celeste Legaspi)
._.

 

oh god i cant believe how badly prom went, me and my buds actually left halfway through to go catch a game in the plaza and a few drinks and that was much more fun than the goddamn prom...afja[fa[fa[f

 

Lucretia, my reflection. Dance the ghost with me