Random Thoughts 14

I want a monkey.

 

I still can't believe this.

 

There's always that one person who's an expert on monkeys and gives you all those reasons why you shouldn't have a monkey.

THAT'S WHY I WANT A MONKEY!!!

 

Dane Cook FTW.

Anywho's, i'll be back...dinner.

 

I AAMMMM BEOWULLFFF!!!

No, you are a rip-offf!!!

 

JESUS CHRIST

There's no fucking reason for anyone to repeat the same phrase three hundred times in a row for crying out loud.

I yelled "SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP YOU'RE ANNOYING AS HELL!!!!" and my sister had the nerve to yell at me.

"SHUT UP, I don't say that to your friends, do I?"

"NO BUT MY FRIENDS AREN'T FUCKING IMMATURE ANNOYING THREE YEAR OLD DUMBASSES!!!!"

And they both shut up after that.

 

I like monkeys!

I just put in a new sub in my room. It feels niiiiice.

 

I love cold fronts. Hate warm fronts. Need more cold fronts.

 

Nah.

 

I can't stand her friends. She's basically a freshman in college and the friend she's got over right now is a freshman in high school.

Needless to say she's about as immature as anything you could imagine.

She'll sit there and just start repeating the same thing over and over as if it's funny, or she'll start talking in really annoying voices.

Dear God.

 

I'm tired of humidity and heat though, so I'm gonna love being farther north this winter.

 

It's been snowing here the past couple days. I fucking hate it. I love being comfortably warm.

 

Please, tell us how you really feel.

 

You want that ass, Will. You know it. We all know it.

 

When it gets too warm, I get grumpy. Kinda like when I wake up, I'm pissed off till I get my coffee. I just need cold right now.

 

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I fear no evil, for I am the meanest motherfucker in the valley

 

I wanna hump something.

 

*stands first in line*

HAHA-HAA!

 

Hey there.

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Shit, I was beaten...