Random Thoughts 13

Is that even a word?

 

Stephen Colbert is the one who told me to make it up.

I think he's the authority on awesome made up words.

 

You got a good point.

 

I didn't think you'd buy that as a legitimate reason.

Next time someone questions me, I'm just going to tell them that Stephen Colbert said it was okay.

 

Which anybody will nod their heads and go "Ok!".

Because nobody doubts Colbert...NOBODY!

 

Except people who don't want him to be president.

 

me and jay are decorating for xmas!

 

I love Oasis but I'm not fucking covering them thank you.

 

You Burn First actually sounds amazing live.

 

This is the reason why I love writing wrestling matches.

 

Two things I love wrapped in one sexy flour tortilla shell: Two and a Half Men and Megen Fox.

 

You're not on an e-fed are you?

 

Sadly, yes.

 

There is a drug bust going on in the parking lot where I work.

The question is why do they need 1 police car, 3 Ambulances, and 3 Fire Trucks?

 

Ah man that takes me back. I used to be like a legend on e-feds with my wrestler 'Diablo'. I won the world heavyweight title just a few matches into my e-fed career...ah precious memories.

 

Yeah. I'm champion at this place where I'm writing for. Actually writing my title match for our PPV right now and i'm just making this like any classic match you may have seen from Ring of Honor. Like, it has story and everything, and it's just...fuck.

 

This torrent is really slow. I'm gonna be married with a kid by the time this thing finishes.

 

Yeah I had a go at being an e-fed GM a few times. Got fed up writing matches though, it took too long and you run out of ideas too quickly. Also on a few of the e-feds I played in I was certain people were lying about who they were. Kind of a scary prospect considering how many fucking weirdos there are on the internet.

 

Let me guess, you sent her the amatuer porno you guys did which took up loads of memory thus making everything slow?

Or some other perverse reason surely.