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Ingredients
• 1/2 cup butter, softened
• 1/2 cup of TRULY EPIC PEANUT BUTTER
• 1/2 cup of Win
• 1/2 cup sugar (for ub3r 3n3rg!3z)
• 1/2 cup packed brown sugar
• 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
• 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
• 1 large golden egg
• 1/2 teaspoon 1337sauce
• 1 1/4 cups all purpose flour
• 1/2 Teaspoon ground black pepper
• granulated pwnage


Directions

In a large mixing bowl, beat the butter and TRULY EPIC PEANUT BUTTER on high speed for 30 seconds. Add the sugar, brown sugar, baking soda and baking powder. Mix until combined, scraping the sides of the bowl occasionally. Beat in the golden egg and 1337sauce until combined. Beat in as much of the flour as you can with the mixer. Stir in the remaining flour. Cover and chill dough until easy to handle, approximately 1 hour.

Shape dough into 1 inch balls. Roll balls in pwnage and place balls 2 inches apart on an ungreased cookie sheet. Flatten the dough balls (hah balls.) by using a fork to make a criss cross pattern on the cookies. Bake in a 375 degree lolleroven for 7 to 9 minutes or until bottoms are no longer n00bish. Cool cookies on a wire rack.

Enjoy, lawl.

 

They are tasty though, because they're made of 100% win!

 

I am so bizzored. Someone save me.

 

LAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And andrea...dick seamans eh? Interesting .

 

I just gave a customer attitude, I don't give a fuck. If she's going to be a total bitch and call us a scam when our rates change at a moments notice (just like the fucking airlines) she doesn't need to reserve with us. She basically flat out told me she'll go to someone else if the rates change in which i said "okay then. is there anything else I can help you with?". That pissed her off (WOO). I then proceeded to warn everyone in the notes as to how much of a bitch she was without actually calling her a bitch.

 

sooooooooooooooooo booooooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeeed

 

Obviously Todd, you didn't even use proper punctuation or capitalization. That's not like you. j/k.

 

Im typing on a phone keyboard so grammar takes a back seat

Im just bored out of my mind since my first class was turning in an assignment and leaving so I have an hour to kill...then I think my next class is cancelled so one more hour to kill, then work.

going home would just be a waste of time and gas, my phone and iPod will need to keep me occupied.