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w00t!

The open house was BAMF!

...lol, it's good to be back.. =D

 

w00t!

 

*Goes to Bob's*

 

Already? Damn.

 

...what?! I'm in a good mood.

 

I can see that.

 

Oh yes...

lol, you should come to school with me

 

Randy: Stan?

Stan: What?!

Randy: [displeased] You've been on your computere all weekend. Shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?

Stan: [swivels around to face his dad] I am socializing, artard. I'm logged on to an MMORPG with people from all over the world, and getting xp with my party using teamspeak!

Randy: [stares, then gets dejected] ...I'm not a artard. [turns left and leaves. Stan returns to his game]

!

 

CHAWCLATE RAIN

 

I should.

 

YEAH!

....You'll be undercover so they won't kick you out

 

Good idea. Do you have a broom closet there?

 

WE CAN HAVE ANOTHER BOB'S THERE! YAY!

Yeahhhh... we have LOTS of broom closets..

 

Coworker: [walks into view] Randy, you workin' on that sediment analysis?
Randy: Now now, Nelson. I just joined a big party of knight elves and we're gonna explore the Tower of Azora together.

Nelson: [walks up to Randy's desk] Is that a computer game?

Randy: No, artard, it's an MMORPG. These are real people I'm playing with. See, I'm a hunter, level 2. [he moves his blond character around] I can chat with all these other people. I can even wave to this guy, see? [demonstrates.] "Hello." [the character waves back] In the outside world, I'm a simple geologist, but in here... I am Valkorn, Defender of the Alliance. I've braved the Fargo deep mine to feed it the bloodfish at Jaro d's Landing. [the rogue returns and stabs Valkorn in the back, killing him, then walks away]

Nelson: Hm. Looks like that guy just killed you. [turns around and walks away]

Randy: What?? Why?? Why?!

!!

 

Today is a good day. Despite standing up for 9 hours, and working hard for like 7 of them, people liked my fanfic, and my parents got tickets for us all to go and see Rush in October!

 

Dane Cook sucks.

 

Coming for you, that's about as shocking as a Vince Russo swerve!

You won't get that at all.

 

Where is she?! She hasn't answered any of my emails and she hasn't called me back, or came online. :[

 

Hey Jay D. [dryice] love, got a surprise waiting for you in Writers Cove.

 

I don't watch wrestling so that reference is FULL OF FAIL!!

Vote for Ron Paul, kthx.