Random Thoughts 11

Damn.

 

Most girls that I saw on vacation were in that 6-8 range. Mostly cute but not one single "DAMN! She's smoking". Saw alot of MILF's there too, that rocked.

 

Florida is the place for smoking ones. Unfortunatly it's also Bush country and full of old people and Mickey Mouse.

 

... "that rocked." lmao

 

This is going to sound mean, but hey, I don't mean it too;

I am so hoping that people who don't live in England will just FUCK OFF and not even consider buying tickets when they go on sale. If you live in Germany, Finland or France, go to them. Fuck off if you want to go to London too. Germany is having THREE concerts, so if any Germans show up...ack

 

UM YEAH I ORDERED THIS TODAY!

http://www.woot.com/

 

In "honor" of the whole "Live Earth" nonsense, a new topical rant has been posted about Global Warming. AND for those feared into believing we're all gonna die because some rock star (who uses more electricity and gas to keep their stage lit than it takes to power ten homes) said so, or because Al Gore (who drives around in an SUV and charters special flights which eat up a lot of gas) said so.

So it wasn't only me who saw a small shred of irony.

 

Shit...have to check that out tomorrow. Foamy speaks levels to me.

 

He has become even more Godly with these topical rants, especially this one

 

You got me feelin' hella good so lets just keep on dancing...
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Don't talk, watch! Don't talk, watch! You came here. Watch it. Don't like it? Walk out. We still have all your fucking money. Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you. I'm sitting there! I am everywhere at once and I will cut you up. If you make out here, I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a linoleum knife. Do not explain the plot. If you don't understand, then you should not be here. Your money is now our money and we will spend it on drugs. Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly. Be considerate to others, or I will bite your torso and give you a disease. Did you bring your baby? Babies don't watch this. Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets. Run over it after the show. If I see you videotaping this movie, Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes. This is copyrighted movie for Time Warner. If I find that you've sold it on eBay, I will break into your house and tear your wife in half.

 

What a night last night was. Here's a bried summary:

Some guy started on my mate Casimo so me and him ended up having a fight in the street.

I got used to make my other friend jealous.

A girl proclaimed her love for me and I then went and pulled her best mate. In all fairness, I don't remember her telling me how she felt otherwise I wouldn't have pulled her mate. I probably would have pulled someone else, but not her mate


Oh, I'm a prick and I fucking love it.

 

i cant believe im actually listening to reel big fish again...

 

I stink of those glow stick things.

 

Why is no one replying to my damn e-mails? ¬_¬

 

It's permanent...
Nothing is permanent!

 

Hmmmph, My dog is biting my foot...Me no happy

 

Damn, can't stop listening to Say Anything lately...

 

*evil laugh*

 

So, The Human Abstract fucking rock.