Random Thoughts 11

They call me the Flying Dutchman for a reason

 

I wonder why...

 

I feel like I have a golf ball on the inside of my left cheek. It's so swollen. ​

 

SHIBBYYY

 

So you're that ghost in Bikini Bottom?

 

I have no idea what that is so I googled it.

Spongebob and something else that I dont wanna click because my brother is in my room

 

It's like Bikinibroek in English, Chris or do you just not watch Spongebob?

 

Dude, Im 18.

No

 

That's right, I forgot you had a life... XD But Friskey will damn you for that, though.

 

No one's online today, wtf. -.-

 

I nailed Rachel before Friskey did, I dont care

 

Lmao, what has that to do with Spongebob?

 

That's what I thought.

 

What does Flying Dutchman have to do with Spongebob? Flying Dutchman is a ship!

 

The Flying Dutchman is a GHOST PIRATE on a haunted pirate ship on Spongebob.





Read up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flying_Dutchman_%28SpongeBob_SquarePants%29

Understand now?

 

Trumper thought, Well, why not? I can't provide the kid with God or a reliable father, and if there's something worth believing in, it ought to be as big as a whale.

John Irving - The Water-Method Man

 

Thats lame..

I have a beard though, so there's a connection

 

Chris, if you look anything remotely like that then I will order death upon you.

 

Well, I dont have a beard like someone from Al-Quida, so I'll be fine