THE MOTHER****IN JESUS SONG

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    Colonel Sanders

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    hey, i dont know if i am allowed to post this, but i am so crazy so...i just got let people read this lol. this is a song that my friends & I made a few weeks ago so here goes. Its using a Scott Stapp type voice too, so its completely ironic. one of my friends has a huge beard and brown hair and he's 16 lol.


    Err...

    This is the jesus song
    and you know it is
    because he's the jesus
    no other shall depict thee
    This is the jesus song
    and you know it is he

    Err...

    Come
    Come
    Come on
    Yeah
    Yeah
    Yeah
    Yeah
    Yeah
    It's Jesus

    This is the jesus song
    and you know it still is
    because he's the crazy one, mother****er
    no other shall disect thee
    This is the jesus song
    and you know to let it be

    Err...

    Come
    Come
    Come on
    Yeah
    Yeah
    Yeah
    Yeah
    Yeah
    It's Jesus

    Come on (Err...)
    Yeah (Err...)
    It's Jesus (Err...)

    Bridge:
    So one day
    We thought
    we decided to say
    that this mother****er
    looks like jesus
    And in one way
    he does
    I decided to say
    that to make a song about Jesus here
    would certainly please us
    thus we made a riff
    if it would fall of the cliff
    we'd be done for
    ignoring that fact
    we explored
    found the energy in the core
    something that no one has heard before
    so we added some licks
    and some tastie lust
    plus the most important thing of all
    jesus


    Come on (Err...)
    Yeah (Err...)
    It's Jesus (Err...)

    Err...

    The mother****in jesus song
    The mother****in jesus song
    Why don't we all just get along
    It's Jesus
     
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    Heavy is the Louis

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    I really don't know what to say about this.

    Actually, I do.

    This was stupid. Really stupid. I'm sorry to sound so harsh. But I don't know how the fuck you went about writing this. I really don't.
     
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    Colonel Sanders

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    lol, i was expecting that, but i just made it to make some music with my friends.
     
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    minuteforce

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    can't argue with that. ;)
     
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    orangemangoes

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    sounds like a RCHP song on acid.
    i dont know why,but i like it.

    its like RHCP on acid.
    it's random,but well done my friend!
     
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    esaul17

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    Um, wow. No offense, but if you never did that again I would be pleased.
     
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    Snail

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    double-you-tee-eff.
     
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    Friskey™

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    Seconded.
     
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    Will

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    That was the stupidest thing I think I've ever read in my life.
     
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    Luke

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    The worst fact about this is that I actually took time to read it.
     
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    Messy Marj

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    Now I feel alot dumber after that..
     
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    Seinfeld

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    I don't think he'd be offended by that...from what I've read...you left behind the 'nicest' comment...

    :lol:

    BTW:

    it...blows...and for some reason...it reminds me of how 'head' left KoRn to do christian rock...

    the newspaper's read:

    KoRn gave head to jesus....

    worst thing ever...:mellow:
     
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    Colonel Sanders

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    lol, i dont give a shit really what you guys think, its your opinions. Its just some music my friends & I made. However, the guitar parts to this song has the fuckin tastyiest riffage ever.

    (p.s. this not my best work lol, we made it in a few mintues)
     
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    Arlene

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    Ugh, I'd have to third that one. :ermm:
     
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    Seinfeld

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    Yes, it's just our opinions...that's why we're posting them and not giving a shit if you care about them or not ^_^

    and...well...don't wanna come of as a dick or anything...but...that this can't be your best work...is kind of obvious...it can't get much worse than this...:mellow:
     
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    Colonel Sanders

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    lmao nice, check out the new stuff I made.
     
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    Will

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    Nah, the worst part is that we replied...
     

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