Random Thoughts 10

Go outside and take a jog.

Well, at least that's what I'm about to do.

 

Doctor: "Sir I'm going to help you with your addiction to alcohol"
Alcoholic: "okay then, what's the procedure?"
Doctor: "I'll ask you a few theoretical quiestions first"
Alcoholic: "Theorys huh? You mean what came first, the chick or the egg kind of thing?"
Nurse: "Well in your case it's more a quiestion of whether you were drinking before or after you got into your truck"
Doctor: "Enough, leave us alone Nurse"
*Nurse walks out of the room*
Alcoholic: "What a fine ass"
Doctor: "Sir are you drunk right now?"
Alcoholic: "Maybe...I dunno...ask me one of your theoretical quiestions"
Doctor: "Very well...sir do you feel that the glass is half full or half empty?"
Alcoholic: "What kind of dumbass quiestion is that to ask a drunk alcy? As long as the motherfucking glass has alcohol in it the glass is fucking full"

 

Okay, I'm fucked.

 

I'm still up. Lets try this again.

 

does anyone have a white myspace and purevolume logo?

or a transparent one?

 

Grrr. I need to stop coming on here when I should be sleeping.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N7ljx_AGRs

 

Black Light Burns is what Linkin Park should be.

BTW: "Frances The Mute" for eight bucks is a steal. Sure, it's wanky to all hell, but it has some good instrumentation, and some...uhhh...interesting lyrics. Download the title track. It's my favorite Mars Volta song, without a doubt.

 

Holy hell. *groans*...Tomorrow better be a some-what easy day.

 

I'M GONNA BE ARRESTED!!!!!!11!

 

I just got a boner playing God of War II.

Yes, I got a boner playing a videogame.

Fuck you.

 

A girl that wanted to date me is probably going to jail tomorrow for distribution of marijuana.

 

How much did they catch her with?

 

At the time? She only had a half pound. They also got her grandmother and mother for selling xanax bars.

 

A kid down here at college got caught with a pound of weed. He supplied everybody on campus.

But yea, that sucks for her. She'll probably do a couple months.

 

pft, I don't care if she does time. Now, if MY supplier got busted...

ahem, yes, anyway...uh...linkin park rulz

 

minute to midnight mans!!!