Random Thoughts 10

GUN CONTROL!

 

Patient: Boys can't hold me for too long, or i'll overheat.
House: Girls can't hold me for too long cause they pay by the hour.

 

I don't know how to read, but I've got a lot of toys.

 

House rocks the... um...

nevermind.

 

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BURN MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

 

I like to think I bring joy and happiness to millions.

 

Tomi put that quote in his sig. The House one I mean.

 

I've made a permanent mark on the world.

I can die in peace now.

EDIT: Oh whoops, forget that, I'm stupid.

 

I love those random quizzy bulletins on MySpace. I love them because you can come up with such unserious and random answers for them. It can keep me entertained for hours *Fails at sleep*

 

I foresee a divorce in my parents future.

 

I just got back from my attempt at religious conversion.


I was reminded of the Scientology episode of South Park where they explain to Stan that he's depressed and Scientology can help. ... Bleh.


Who was it that said religion poisons you and then offers the cure? Was it Nietzsche?

 

That is one of the best South Park episodes.

And I dunno who said it.

 

I'm quite positive it was Nietzsche, but I think it's been said by many people.

 

Punk rock pisses me off. We need a band that combines the ass kicking of MC5, the dance factor of Gang of Four, and the energy of At The Drive-In. Plus add the drunk rock and roll attitudes of The Murder City Devils. I'm sick of these people with mohawks shouting Sex Pistols or Rancid or Operation Ivy songs to me when I listen to my Scared of Chaka records or my Black Flag records.

 

I'm so screwed.

 

Anyone want my dick in a box for christmas?