The Following Bands Will Make You Gay

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    Mark

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    Thanks to Lovegodsway.com, here's a list of bands that will turn you gay, in their opinion. How many do you listen to?

    "One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy."

    Bands to watch out for

    • The Spores
    • Scissor Sisters
    • Rufus Wainwright
    • Merzbau
    • Ravi Shankar
    • Wilco
    • Bjork
    • Tech N9ne
    • Ghostface Killah
    • Bobby Conn
    • Morton Subotnik
    • Cole Porter
    • The String Cheese Incident
    • Eagles of Death Metal
    • Polyphonic Spree
    • The Faint
    • Interpol
    • Tegan and Sara
    • Erasure
    • The Grateful Dead
    • Le Tigre
    • Marilyn Manson
    • The Gossip
    • The Magnetic Fields
    • The Doors
    • Phish
    • Queen
    • The Strokes
    • Sufjan Stevens
    • Morrissey
    • The Pet Shop Boys
    • Metallica
    • Judas Priest
    • The Village People
    • The Secret Handshake
    • The Rolling Stones
    • David Bowie
    • Frankie Goes to Hollywood
    • Man or Astroman
    • Richard Cheese
    • Jay-Z
    • Depeche Mode
    • Kansas
    • Ani DiFranco
    • Fischerspooner
    • John Mayer
    • George Michael
    • Angel Eyes
    • The Indigo Girls
    • Velvet Underground
    • Madonna
    • Elton John
    • Barry Manilow
    • Indigo Girls
    • Melissa Etheridge
    • Eminen
    • Nirvana
    • Boy George
    • The Killers
    • Lou Reed
    • Lil' Wayne
    • Motorhead
    • Jill Sobule
    • Wilson Phillips
    • DMX
    • Lisa Loeb
    • Ted Nugent
    • Dogstar
    • Thirty Seconds to Mars
    • Lil' Kim
    • kd lang
    • Frank Sinatra
    • Hinder
    • Nickleback
    • Justus Kohncke
    • Bob Mould
    • Clay Aiken
    • Arcade Fire
    • Bright Eyes
    • Corinne Bailey Rae
    • Audioslave
    • Red Hot Chili Peppers
    • Panic at the Disco
    • Elton John
    Look out!
     
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    Friskey™

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    What a bullshit list. :lol:
     
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    Scissor Sister.. I can understand that :lol: But what the hell does Metallica have to do with gay?

    This is the biggest crap ive seen in a while :lol:
     
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    Looks like I like the cock.
     
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    I'm gonna go get a sandwhich.
     
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    Friskey™

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    Ok, now that is just getting old. :lol:
     
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    No prizes for whats going on it, you fruit cake.
     
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    I like how listening to Wham! won't make you gay.
     
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    Chris Luke

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    Hey, the situation was asking for it. It was either that or some spinach dip out of a loaf of sourdough bread, and I'm not really a fan of spinach.

    Or The Used. I mean come on, look at these lyrics...

    Fuck my ass [2x]

    Srsly.
     
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    Who made that list? Hopefully they don't seriously dislike some of those bands.
     
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    I can understand some of the names on the list but if this had any truth to it at all then I guess I should have to change my name to Big Gay L.
     
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    Friskey™

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    Somebody just hates music, thats all :lol:
     
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    According to that list, I'll be taking it up the arse tonight
     
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    Chris Luke

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    Now that I think about it... Metallica is pretty rooty tooty fresh and fruity.

    I'm having way to much fun in this thread.
     
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    What a load of crap. :lol:

    I'm laughing at Nickelback being on there though.
     
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    At least they didn't put Linkin Park on there. Guess that makes us LP fans straight as a rail aye?

    And Frank Sinatra? gay? If anything he was very machismo. Sort of a womanizer in his early days. Far from homosexual.
     
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    El Muerto

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    Fucking hillarious! Dumbasses...
     
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    Astat

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    Apparently, Elton John is so gay they had to put him on the list twice. :lol: I love people who try to be authorities on a subject and make stupid mistakes like listing the same thing twice.

    But yeah, I counted something like 23 artists on there I listen to, so looks like I'm a big ol' cocksmoker.
     
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    Looks like I'll be giving it to you. :lol:

    EDIT: Then again, this really shouldn't be taken seriously.

    THe people who posted this list are a band that wrote a song called 'God Hates Fags!'

    http://www.lovegodsway.org/
     
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    Cal

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    Lmfao, Cyndi Lauper is in the safe bands list


    Oh girls they wanna have fun (8) :lol:
     

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