Random Thoughts 9

No, no sexual relations with vegetables either. Lets rule out all food-fucking from any future discussion Aside from melons, because that makes me laugh

 

have you ever watched me myself & Irene? (they have some melon sex in the deleted scenes )

 

Ah, Me, Myself and Irene. Tsk, tsk... that Jim Carrey.

 

I <333 that movie

 

Uhm, i've never seen any deleted scenes from that film. not sure i want to now

 

LOL.

 

Me too!

 

it's really funny though

on the DvD

 

But think of the poor melon. Maybe it didn't want to be melon fucked? (I shall try and find someone with the DVD )

 

it's ninety degrees,
could you swim like an athlete,
away from sharks in waiting?

 

How can you tell if a melon wants to be fucked?

(people...seriously...you have the chance to postwhore in TPAM then DO IT!!! :lol)

 

Melon's have brains, stupid.

Edit: And I don't think people want to post in TPAM. They know that all the posts they make there are gonna be deleted.

 

Hmm, I have to change my name soon. Shit.

 

but that doesn't mean they can express feelings you terd

 

Of course they can. And, did you just call me a terd?

 

!!

 

I might have...unintentionaly...*snickers*

 

You're screwed.

 

*kicks your ass*

You want a piece of me, eh?

 

I don't know...what piece are we talking about?