Random Thoughts 9

Gotta love not having enough money.

 

Sweet Jesus, I'm never going shopping with you

Or if I do, I'm leaving my credit card at home

 

Yeah, I'm hell on them wallets

 

Anything else? *coughmaliasamazingpleasedonthurtmecough*

 

...hooray for leaving my ipod out in the car when it's -20 I don't think it's possible to get a battery any deader

'deader'...is that even a word? 20 bucks says it's not

 

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=deader

I prefer cash.

 

*goes and opens the monopoly set* Dammit, is two tens ok?

 

...or PayPal.

 

*windmill kicks you, using an indonesian battling spoon engraved with the words 'ftwmayonnaise'*

 

Awww, she loves me.

 

*uberheaddesk*

 

Mwuhahah, victory is mine.

 

Despite your victory, you know.. aftereffect of the indonesian battling spoon- you're left kinda dead.

 

Careful, you already have one body part in a cast

 

...ftwmayonnaise!

 

Is it theoretically possible to have someone's cast foreheaded? I MEAN someone's forehead casted?

 

Zidane?

 

Ouch, I think you need some coffee

 

Lmao. !

 

I *yawn* don't suppose you're *yawn* offerin'?