Random Thoughts 8

John Madden makes me so mad. It's so frustrating to hear him talk during football games. It's even more frustrating that he's still tolerated by Al Michaels. I'm surprised he hasn't snapped and killed him in the booth yet.

"Looks like they came out here to play some football today, Al!"
"Uh... yeah."

Good ol' Family Guy.

 

Does anyone remember that Meteora promo video that linkinpark.com had up for their release? Im dying to see that video again, so if anyone has a link to it, thanks

 

CdWow has been pending my dispatch for 10 days. This kinda takes the piss. I want my polysics CD!

 

A foot of snow in 20hrs sucks...

 

Just went to the dentist, no pain.

Just ran with my head into a wooden shutter, headache.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, I present an extraordinary example of raw talent, right here

 

Hey, cut me some slack, I'm still a little dazed (and confused) from the anaesthesia*.



*(did I use that word right? )

 

Yeah, I think so Don't ask me, I can't think right now...mind-numbing accounting

Damn school

 

And I thought I was called "The Walking Calamity" over here.

 

*nonchalant shrug* I'm told I give the words 'accident-prone' and 'klutz' new meanings.

And I'm also told that I'll be in major trouble if I don't get my homework done, so laterz0rzes.

 

Blarg. You always leave right when I get here

'Night Malidear

 

Stupid fucking mailmen. I'm awaiting my new issue of Revolver here (metal magazine) and Killswitch is on the cover...I look in the mail to see it's in this like weird packaging. The stupid fucking handlers completely fucked up on the handling because the cover and half of the magazine is torn to shit and yet I get a letter saying "Oh, we apologize for the mishandling". Well mishandling ain't going to get my magazine back in one fail swoop, possibly making me having to waste 5 bucks on a new copy.

Asshats.

 

I'll add 'mailmen' to my master list of asshats and knobgoblins just for you

 

Good, drop bombs from your plane whenever you see one of them walking

 

I should try the mentos and coke trick from circuit altitude (1000ft above ground)

 

Put Mentos in the Coke and just throw it down...try not to set it off though, let it hit the ground and then...BOOM! Mushroom cloud from the distance. Reminds me of when Bart put Homer's beer on a paint mixer.

 

Add that to a headache and a numb cheek, and you're about where I am right now.

@Friskey: Walking Calamity, eh? Normally I ain't that bad.

 

"Is that coming from the Simpson residence?"

"Sure looks like it"

"Is that beer I'm smelling?"

"Let's roll."


Classic



Hm, I think the toughest part of aerial mentos-and-coke bombing would be hitting the damn 'target' in the first place...it really needs concrete to work properly...try hitting a road from 1000 feet up, doing 200mph...not easy

 

Lalalala HIIIIIIIII!!!!!