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    lime treacle

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    lime treacle, Jan 22, 2015



    NO MASTURBATION DURING CLASS, DEAR BOY
     
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    Erica

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    Erica, Jan 23, 2015



    But what are you supposed to do with that boner that came out of nowhere?
     
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    Filip

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    Filip, Jan 23, 2015



    We actually have the horniest guy in the world in our class and the hottest girl in the world in our class. And he admitted several times that sometimes he goes to the bathroom during class to masturbate 'cause she turned him on. Like... wtf.
     
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    TobinOverflowsBest, Jan 23, 2015



    Damn - I was moving some stuff around in my room to make some space for my new wardrobe, and came across some old pictures/things of my dad and it's re-occurred to me that there's no logical explanation of how he was alive for the last 5 or 6 years of his life :lol:

    I found a newspaper clipping from November 2006 reminding me of a time that he wasn't home to let us in after school one day, and it turned out he'd been arrested for holding up a Threshers (alcohol store) with a deactivated hand grenade (he was a heavily drunken WW2 collector) because he left his wallet at home..........

    It's something of a miracle that I've turned out like a moderately normal person :CUMULUS:
     
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    lime treacle, Jan 23, 2015



    :jesse:
     
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    Vdalem, Jan 23, 2015



    Dang if I know, I'm a girl! I've checked! :p
     
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    Michele, Jan 23, 2015



    Thanks Filip for made my day :rofl:
     
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    Erica

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    Erica, Jan 23, 2015



    Picked up my Behemoth/CC tickets. Though I've seen behemoth (fucking amazing), think I know what to expect from Cannibal Corpse, Aeon is the band I think I'm stoked for. Plus they're the band I have no merch for yet. That won't last long lol.
     
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    The Joesen One, Jan 23, 2015



    :dafuq: He admitted it in FRONT OF HER??? :lol:

    There's a girl in our batch in HS who's extremely pretty (and nice & smart too) and was my crush throughout high school. When we became classmates I befriended her and after a few months had the guts to admit to her that I kinda liked her, unintentionally in front of my friends.

    We're close friends now, and we meet each other a lot since we go to the same college. :lol:
     
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    Filip

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    Filip, Jan 23, 2015



    He told it just to a few of us, but the story was too damn good not to be spread around, so she definitely knows.

    Can't even blame the dude though.
     
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    Gibs, Jan 23, 2015



    :headbang: :devil:
     
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    Filip, Jan 23, 2015



    Fucking hate it when someone puts down my accomplishments. Everything good that a person does in their life should be acclaimed with a simple "bravo". This just kills all motivation I have.
     
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    polleo

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    polleo, Jan 23, 2015



    ...bravo?

    Honestly, you seem like a decently smart and well rounded person here(sometimes weird), don't let other people get to you :)
     
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    Filip, Jan 23, 2015



    Yeah, "bravo". Is it not an expression in English? :lol:
     
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    Now that's something...
     
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    TobinOverflowsBest, Jan 23, 2015



    it was certainly a shock lol
     
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    lime treacle

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    lime treacle, Jan 23, 2015



    It is. :)
     
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    Gibs

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    Gibs, Jan 24, 2015



    Napalm Death and Black Crown Initiate will be coming to town on February 27th. I need to go to that show!
     
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    Erica, Jan 24, 2015



    ^Nice!

    So I was out looking for a new job (current one is giving shitty hours) went to the local theater to grab an application. Who's working the bar/ticket counter? My fucking one night stand (one that I loathe to this day). That application got thrown before I left the lobby...
     
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    polleo

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    polleo, Jan 24, 2015



    No, it is, I thought you wanted people to say bravo but then I wasn't sure if you're sarcastic about it or not :lol:

    Forget it.
     
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