There was a man, he was a dad One day he made his son real sad But most of the time he's a nice lad He rode a horse to work one day The horse took a shit, then it neighed His bitch liked horses, so he always got laid But the horse never did After work, he ate his dinner He won the lotto, he was a winner He created a dance, that he called the spinner He got shot in the head By a man named Fred He was dead