RANDOM THOUGHTS 25

Profit is awesome!

 

Borderlands is a pretty hard game to put down. It's fucking fantastic.

 

I do not know what else to do.


'Every step I take is another mistake to you.

 

That awkward moment when you know both Spanish and Portuguese and you read someone's FB status (in Spanish) and reply to them in Portuguese because you're tired...

 

Tales of Terror: The Haunted Apartments

 

God, I woke up this morning and it felt pike somebody kicked the shit out of me.

 

I hate people which are brownnosing!

 

This week already can finish?



'And all these demons, they keep me up all night.

 

Life is great until you realize it sucks. And Vis versa

 

Behind every horror movie lies a psychological f**ked up story.

 

Today I discovered that your soft pallet (the part of the roof of your mouth towards your throat that isn't hard) feels exactly like the inside of a vagina.
You're welcome.
Also, you probably all just put your finger in your mouth. I bet you look hilarious haha

 

Just as long as someone doesn't shove their penis down there, I think I'm good to go.

 

Creme filled doughnut. Whatever flavor. Jelly works but not as well.

Heat it up via microwave so its Really really warm, but not that it'll burn you.

Latex glove, or a plastic bag. Wrap your finger around it. make sure the layer is really thin.

Take a Bite out of the doughnut.

Stick your plastic wrapped finger into the hole of the doughnut.

...Yeah..

 

X_X

 

That's a very detailed description, I can barely boil spaghetti, I don't think I can handle all those steps. I'll do what I can to stick to the real thing.

 

What a big week.

 

Oh, the sun will shine again.

 

Yeahh, tomorrow wil be awesome! *-*