VeLLi - in russia we have a condoms are called screaming banana DDD VeLLi - screamin banana for everyone!!peace VeLLi - foreverconodom then VeLLi - Russian fans want to inflate the balloons at a concert where the song Catalyst will sound!! like a 1000suns Ree - Get them to inflate those Screaming Banana condoms, VeLLi VeLLi - Hahah Ree))
^ I really couldn't come up with a good title for this part. ----- "ROGUE ADMIN PIE" Timothy: Have shelf pies been brought up yet? Joe: Yes. VeLLi: ree go to spatki NOW VeLLi: i love a pie Ree: It's not spatki time yet. Ree: What is your favourite pie, VeLLi? VeLLi: do you want a pie)) Decay: I want a pie Ree: A pie for my head)) uhu)) VeLLi: from my arm) Derek The Infamous: Velli's back!! Timothy: HAHAHAHA Derek The Infamous: woooo VeLLi: apple pie Zane: Hahahaha cradle: But she's you're Cherry Pie Velli ! VeLLi: a pie for my lips Ree Timothy: This is too good. Joe: VeLLi loves to dominate pie. Benjamin: Make VeLLi admin for 5 minutes Benjamin: I'm not even joking Derek The Infamous: VeLLi: and what i can do if i will be a admin Joe: Ree: everything! Todd: You can bring Ree to Spatki! Benjamin: Seriously, do it. Derek The Infamous: Um no? Benjamin: GIVE VELLI THE POWER HE DESERVES FOR FIVE MINUTES! Joe: Yes, the Rogue Admin. VeLLi: no 5 minutes so a little bit!! i want real power Joe: VeLLi is a super villain. Timothy: He's ambitious, I'll give him that. Joe: 10 bucks says he's a Russian spy trying to let our defenses down by being lovable and as soon as we promote him to Admin for a joke he bans all the Admins and rinses our Paypal account. VeLLi: i am a from russsian fbi and a came to break this site)) [ED. NOTE: Joe and VeLLi's messages appeared at the same time.] Ree: LOL Joe: WTF .Amanda.: HAHAH Joe: He just confirmed what I wrote! Benjamin: Fine, make him a team member as a compromise )))))) Joe: Me, you and Ree really are made for each other. VeLLi: what he said)) VeLLi: translate please))so much words)) VeLLi: i am already a admin?)) Joe: Joe: He ain't letting that one go. Ree: Your English has improved, VeLLi VeLLi: really))huh thanks Ree: you're the Admin of our hearts <3 Joe: ...and our penises. <3 .Amanda.: and our curly pussies <3 minuteforce: and Joe's ballsack. Timothy: You can't just tempt VeLLi with that kind of power. VeLLi: fucking vulgar people) VeLLi: Ree спатки)))) VeLLi: я ебал вас всех в рот Ree: whaaat? Ree: You want to smoke pot? VeLLi: Я люблю вас всех Decay: Backsex? Joe: Ree Spatki? VeLLi: Я люблю вас - i love you all Benjamin: He said "I fucked all of you in the mouth" Joe: I love you so much VeLLi. Benjamin: я ебал вас всех в рот = "I fucked all of you in the mouth" cradle: back OFF joe cradle: i saw him first
"The sacrifice of hiding in a pie ..." ----- "SEX, PIES AND PUSHING CAKE" Joe: VeLLi, do you have girlfriend? Benjamin: his FB says he is single! It must be true! VeLLi: no!! but have a many cute friend girl!!bu we only friend Timothy: ... Joe: They will say yes to handsome man like you. Ree: Do you let them touch your abs? VeLLi: yes))if they want it ree))why not)) cradle: Velli you waiting for the right one? cradle: the one that can give you a reach a round while 69ing in a hotel Joe: VeLLi fucks them and chucks them. VeLLi: Velli you waiting for the right one? what this mean cradle: Joe: Doesn't need a girl holding him down. cradle: Trojan Magnum sponsors Velli Joe: It means waiting to meet love of your life, VeLLi. VeLLi: i found a girl which dont smoke and dont drink )) Joe: But you fucked her off for not doing either, right? VeLLi: understand joe!!yes Joe: Good man. Timothy: Does she like pie, VeLLi? Zane: VeLLi is a real bro cradle: keep her Velli VeLLi: no)) timoti)))) VeLLi: i am a single))) Ree: Decay: So you're like Burn It Down, a single? VeLLi: huh)) VeLLi: yes Joe: HAHAHAHA Ree: Amazing. Zakaria: I see what you did there. VeLLi: we bealding it up)) Ree: My stomach hurts Joe: As explosions broke in his pants. Joe: VeLLi: this is the last smile taht ill fake for the cake))) Joe: HAHAHAHAHAHA VeLLi: no sake but cake) Decay: OMG VeLLi: no sake but cake) Joe: Holy shit, Pushing Me Away and cake in the same sentence. Joe: ...and he even knew he was saying cake. Joe: FUCKING GENIUS. Jeff: My mind is so fucked right now. Decay: Reading these shouts is like being on drugs, really, I'm laughing all the time xD
To all those in the Shoutbox last night when VeLLi went on an inappropriate picture posting spree, only you guys will understand the following quote: "PARIS))))"
The Eiffel tower with the forest on top of it? I remember that all right. Paris will never be the same..
You got us good, VeLLi. ----- "WISDOM, JUSTICE, AND TROLL": VeLLi: when Lp came to us Ree: Did you hold up a Wisdom Justice and Love sign? VeLLi: yes)) VeLLi: ree Ree: wait, were you the guy that held up the trollface paper?! VeLLi: ree i dont understand(( Decay: Wait WAS he the one that held up the trollface? Joe: VeLLi, did you hold a picture of this up ? Joe: In Moscow? VeLLi: yes))but how you know about)) Joe: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Decay: omg he's the trollface guy Joe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ree: omg, are you serious?! Joe: Please God tell me you're fucking serious. PLEASE! minuteforce: you knew in your heart. Ree: LMFAO VeLLi: (( Joe: I'm crying in front of my computer right now. VeLLi: Joe how you know Joe Joe: Joe: Wow. minuteforce: Joe knows all. Ree: fucking hilarious. Joe: We were like, that has to be VeLLi! Zakaria: Blowing my mind. Timothy: Joe's not the only celebrity on the forums now. Decay: Dude, I'm not kidding, when I saw that I thought 'man, that guy is cool, holding that trollface during a concert' Decay: And now here he is, being awesome again minuteforce: LPA exclusive scoop right here. VeLLi: shinoda say that russian fans so amazing)) minuteforce: So true Decay: mind = blown Decay: trollface will never be the same again [But, then ...] VeLLi: спатки пока вам VeLLi: fail))not a am Decay: VeLLi - You're saying you're not it? Zane: VELLI! You Troll God! VeLLi: not i m Ree: Nooo, VeLLi!! Decay: He trolled us bigtime xD VeLLi: what no ree Joe: ... .Amanda.: dreams = shattered Timothy: </3 Ree: It has to you! </3 Joe: This shoutbox conversation is over.
VeLLi know's just how to push your buttons. And then he plays with them. I'm sure Andreina feels the pain with the whole Rasmus incident I hate the fact that I logged on towards the end of that and you told me I missed out on so much that I went reading through the archive. #CannotUnsee