The 'meh' game

Meh, I'm still in kindergarten...

My feet are women's size 11 (US 42)!

 

Meh, my feet are size 19

I can jump 100 feet in the air

 

Meh, I can jump 100 feet in the ground.

I can spit on my eye.

 

Meh, i can spit in my asshole

I made the awesome smiley

 

Meh, I inspired the awesome smiley.

I can type 100 words per minute

 

that would actually help me ^

meh, every time i blink 10,000 words pop up

i ate a whole fence made of steel

 

Meh, I ate through a metal wall.

I ate two racks of ribs, a turkey leg, two whole chickens and cookies for lunch and I still weigh 120 pounds.

 

Meh, I ate a horse and lost weight

I once lost my hands

 

meh, i lost the right to call my self a living thing

i had my face full of piercings then pulled it all out

 

meh, I slowly had each atom torn apart one by one .

 

Jesse? You kinda forgot something.

 

Carry on then...............

I once died

 

Meh, I brought you back to life.

I created the LPA.

 

Meh, I destroyed the LPA.

I know your password

 

Meh, I know Derek's password. And his dirty secrets.

I know what LITE sounds like.

 

Meh, i know what the whole album sounds like

I have more posts than you.

 

Meh, I'm more awesome than you.

I've been to California.

 

Meh, I've been to Canada.

I am the Overlord of Awesomeness

 

Meh, if you look up "awesome" in the dictionary, there's a picture of me.

I never have to use the toilet.

 

Meh, I don't even own a toilet.

I beat up Chuck Norris once. (am I doing this right?)