The 'meh' game

Meh, I control the future.

I have imaginary friends and they are awesome!

 

Meh, I bought the Foster's Home and bought the other imaginary branches with even more imaginary friends.

I memorized BID in a millisecond.

 

Meh, I memorized the lyrics before the song was even released!

I can type my password with my eyes closed.

 

Meh, I can enter the password using my brain.

I travel overseas every year.

 

Meh, I travel galaxies every year.

My hair is awesome.

 

Meh, all of me is awesome

I always win

 

Meh, I live on winning.

I've replayed a Nickelback song for 24 hours.

 

Meh. I made Nickelback play a song until they died (you don't have to thank me )

I can break glass with my voice.

 

meh i can break the empire state building with my voice

i ate a raw hedgehog (it's not a super sonic hedgehog so it doesn't matter

 

Meh, I cannibalized Super Sonic.

I met a cannibananalizer.

 

meh i ate the cannibananalizer

i ate my whole laptop

 

Meh, I ate the Pentagon's security computer.

I caught Minus' vulnerable side.

 

Meh, I once trolled Minus

I own the internetz

 

Meh, I own YOU, bitch.
I went all haiku on you
All fuckin' day, dude.

 

Meh, this is not hard
Anybody can do it
All fuckin' day too.

I copied Minus
And had great fun doing it
Now its up to you!

 

meh, i got minuses DNA
then cloned him 3 times
and copied all 3 of them

i rode a bike for 48 hours
then i ate a whole elephant
then got shredded by a cheese grater

 

Meh, I did all that with my eyes closed.

I own 17 unicorns.

 

Meh, i own 70 unicorns & lollipops each.

I have 70 unicorns and lollipops each.

 

Meh, I have 70 and 94 ray guns.

I can control the weather.

 

Epic, epic fail.

Meh, i can control you


I've got the power