Hipster Derek

I own it, but I'm willing to accept valid entries that best fit the Hipster Derek personality. Here are some examples:

"I don't read. Everyone in the US reads, and I don't want to be part of the majority."
- Hipster Derek


"Doctor Who? Pssh. I knew that guy back when he was working on his Master's degree."
- Hipster Derek



"I care about my looks because the idea that 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' sold out years ago."
- Hipster Derek



"I listened to Linkin Park back before they were mainstream. They were Hybrid Theory back then."
- Hipster Derek

 

"Animal Collective are good"

 

You're doing it wrong. Also,

"Everyone listens to Animal Collective now. I deny their existence."
- Hipster Derek

 

"I only eat at 5pm. Any other time is too redundant" - Hipster Derek

 

I'm not doing it wrong. Hipsters like Animal Collective even though they're ass. That's the joke.

 

"I don't watch television because I am not a slave to the media. Or Charlie Sheen." - Hipster Derek

 

"I was an Oswald before they were killing presidents"

 

"I don't eat. Nutrition is a conspiracy by the government to homogenize the masses."
- Hipster Derek

 

"I don't label myself as 'human' or as being a part of 'humanity'. I'm a pretentious ass and therefore a class of my own. " - Hipster Derek

 

It seems like we'd need a miracle for someone to post one that Minus doesn't have to correct

 

"I don't dislike the new Arcade Fire album because the lyrics are critical of my lifestyle, I dislike it because it won a Grammy."

 

"I used to breathe but then I found out everyone else was doing it. I've been holding my breath for years. Oxigen is so mainstream. " - Hipster Derek

 

"I am not politically correct or correct in any sense because I refuse to use knowledge in the mainstream." - Hipster Derek

 

What are you talking about? They don't all have to be "derp hipsters don't like popular things".

 

I didn't mean they were all wrong I meant Minus was on a correction rampage, lol.

 

"That's because you keep doing it wrong."
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Coughing for 2 weeks. I'll let nature heal it. - Hipster Derek.

 

"I have a crop of organic legumes growing under my hat. Which is hemp. It makes dinner time that little bit more interesting after a sweaty day!"

Sorry