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  1. The Emptiness Machine

    The Emptiness Machine Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    I'd just like to let everyone know that I was formerly secretly Santa Claus but I have now retired. Please direct all of your letters and requests to my P.O Box (shredder) in which I'll read (ignore) try to get back to you shortly. (See: Never). Thank you for your time. (I,e stop wasting mine)
     
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  3. Casual D

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    I'm like Windows 7, bitch you're a Vista.
     
  4. Amanda

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    "I thought she was at least an XP but when I brought her home and sobered up I realized she was Ubuntu."
     
  5. Casual D

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    "And when I tried to stick my software in her, she told me it was totally incompatible with her operating system. Buzzkill."
     
  6. Amanda

    Amanda RIP Chester LPA Super VIP

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    Don't you mean hardware? :awesome:
     
  7. Theazninvasion68

    Theazninvasion68 It's like blood to a vampire, our tragic desire. LPA Super VIP

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    ^:lol:!
     
  8. Jeff

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    I miss so much shit when I am at work :lol:
     
  9. Gitsnik

    Gitsnik WAAAGH!!! Über Member

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    Here we go again...
     
  10. Theazninvasion68

    Theazninvasion68 It's like blood to a vampire, our tragic desire. LPA Super VIP

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    For some odd reason, why internets dont work well!
     
  11. Dean

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    It's not really anything to boast about either way. :lol:
     
  12. CM.

    CM. ☠ L O V E KEEPS US K I N D

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    I know right :D
    thanks again xD

    i wanna heal i wanna feel like im close to something real
    i wanna find something i have wanted all along, somewhere i belong!~
     
  13. Casual D

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    Wow, this dude in my building just had the worst breath I've ever smelt. How can you not realize your breath is that bad? When you can smell it from 500 feet away, there's a problem.
     
  14. Schen The Genius

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    Should have started chucking Tic Tac's at his face to let him know.
     
  15. Dean

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    Derek is many things, but I don't think he's a monkey.
     
  16. Luke

    Luke Mind Your Manners. LPA Addicted VIP

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    Does it make me an alcoholic if the first thing I do in the morning is drink a cap of scotch? :lol:
     
  17. Dean

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    It makes you a puss for not necking a whole bottle. :p
     
  18. Luke

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    Oh a challenge eh?! Fine!

    *Downs the bottle*

    yiiulki[ \dn kcastfucijkuj
     
  19. Dean

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    This conversation is honest to God making me want to go out and do that right now haha.
     
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  20. Luke

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    Yep, it's 2:11PM and I only woke up four hours ago and I want a pint. :lol:
     
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