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    Jeff

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    Apparently Keaton's leg is the one to hump :awesome:
     
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    A&M water is so nasty.
     
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    I found something funny for you guys to try:

    1. Go to google translate
    2. English -> French
    3. Type in “Take a dirty picture for me”
    4. Copy the translated text and reverse language to French -> English, paste into box
    5. Look at resulting text
    6. Like if you laughed :D :D :D
     
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    Google Translate can beatbox.
     
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    I like this
     
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    Chimney Intruder Song

    :antoine:WELL OBVIOUSLY WE HAVE A FAT MAN IN THE CHIMNEY!
    He's climbin in yo chimney's, gettin yo presents up, tryin to wrap em, so yall need to hide your kids, hide yo elves, and hide yo stockings, cause he's giving to everybody out there.
    You don't have to check, all your lists, he's lookin fo you, he's gonna find you he's gonna find you, so you can run and tell that, Rudolph, Ru-ru-rudolph
    [​IMG]
     
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    So one of our smoke detectors has been malfunctioning, going off erroneously. We've tried everything from replacing the batteries to just silencing it when it goes off. Finally, after putting it outside and still hearing it going off and echoing in the night, I just walked outside and spiked it like a football right off the cement porch sending pieces of it flying everywhere.

    The result was oddly therapeutic :D.
     
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    Haha nice.

    Why don't these lame protesters shut the fuck up. I can't hear my music properly.
     
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    Throw a smoke detector at em :awesome:
     
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    YES! Make sure it's still beeping when it crashes!
     
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    I swear my cats are on drugs other than catnip . . .
     
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    I'm so fucking pissed off, absolutely fuming.
     
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    Why?
     
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    You're not totally pissed off till you've used the RAGE FACE. :FUUUUUU:
     
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    What's up Ree?


    We chase misprinted lies
    We face the path of time
    And yet I fight, and yet I fight
    This battle all alone
    No one to cry to
    No place to call home

    My gift of self is raped
    My privacy is raked
    And yet I find, and yet I find
    Repeating in my head
    If I can't be my own
    I'd feel better dead

    One of THE best songs ever written. <3
     
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    :FUUUUUU:

    So we have this new Assistant Manager, (the bastard has been here for TWO WEEKS, I have worked here for TWO YEARS) he is rude, unprofessional, patronising and basically a complete dickhead. He has caused so many problems already and today I just kinda lost it with him. I think I'm gonna have to report him. What will it take to get him fired?! lol.

    :FUUUUUU:
     
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    Go to Human Resources and file a complaint. Be sure to provide proof of his incompetence though.
     
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    Interesting
     
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    Derek - I'm a lawyer (in training) so it's allllll good when it comes to obtaining proof/evidence :p
     
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    I was about to see my first game to be played with a pink football. Damn you snow. :lol:
     
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