Bad Date Stories

Don't laugh. This is a completely serious matter. A smoker deprived of cigarettes have eyes set to kill.

 

Apparently so According to the story that was just told

 

A douchehat? I except that name.

 

I'd much rather you accept it.

 

Ass


I do that often when I just type something up fast. Not everyone is as good as the great MINUS.


P.S. Ass

 

Apology accepted.

 

An old (ex)friend did indeed slap me once when I refused to buy her cigarettes but that was not a date. So it's pretty irrelevant, huh?

And really, let's see. Most of my dates have been pretty awful.

But, I'll tell you about one of the few I had in high school. It was pretty pathetic.

It was with a class mate (yeah, bad Idea!) and well, her dad took us to the bowling ally, I had only been once before in middle school, but this was at a different place., I thought he was going to leave, yaknow drop us off, he didn't. In fact, he stayed he and just kept staring at her and I. It was freaking me out really badly. But other than that the bowling and such went just fine it's when we got in his truck to leave that was the problem, we had to squeeze in there ya know and well, I tried to keep quiet but all of a sudden he asked me a question he said "So, did your father ever have "The Talk" with you? and you know it was just a real down hill battle from there.

And I think I only had 2 more dates while in high school after that one.

 

Ugh. Worst date was when he brought two of his guy friends to the date, and so I brought one of my girlfriends. He ended up staring at her boobs while chatting her up the whole time I was there.

 

The one where I went to a party, got into a fight over trivial matters, got dumped and lost most of my friends at the time. Oh how we laughed!

 

One date I had, wasn't my first, it was a blind date. My friend's boyfriend decided to set me up and take me and my blind date to see Saw II. Turned it it was my other friend Johnno who also turned out to be the weirdest and greasiest guy in high school at the time. I felt so bad for saying no to him at the end of the night.

Then I remember, one date I had with my now partner, I was pregnant and I started to have Braxton-Hicks contractions in the middle of the movies. Then we spent the rest of our night in the maternity ward because I thought they were real contractions only to be sent home 5 hours later.