My very first date with my fiance: I was late, forgot my wallet, sweaty, and I had a booger sticking out of my nose. Now as the date started I had no idea that the booger was there and she didn't want to say anything so while we decided where we were going to eat I searched for my wallet and realized I left it at home. She was annoyed but said it was alright and we ended up getting some pizza that she paid for. The day went on it semi pleasantly and I thought I managed not to make a complete fool of myself until the very end just before I left. This is pretty much the exact dialogue: Me: So uh yea I guess I'll see you tomorrow? Her: yea...umm...I didn't want to say it before but you have a booger sticking out of your nose... Me: uhhhh do you have a tissue? Her: yes she takes out a tissue and I wipe my nose. Me: umm sorry about that Her: its ok I just didn't know how to tell you when you got here. Me: It was there the whole time? Her: ummm yea... At this point I thought I fucked everything up and ruined any chance I had with her but hey almost 6 years later I asked her to marry me and she said yes LOL.
My first date, double dated with a friend. The two guys spent the whole time together, as did the two girls. I'm fairly sure they left us and went off shopping
Emcrak - your story is so funny lol that will be a good story to tell the kids/grandkids. P.S. I don't have any bad stories so I'll just read your stories and laugh at you haha.
There are a lot of bad date stories I could contribute to this thread but my personal favorite has to be the time I took a girl out to dinner who I met through my local video rental store, who basically became a ghost after our date and ended up costing me over 60 dollars. Basically, long story short: When we hang out she suggests that we have lunch at this place in town, which also happens to be right in the busiest part of the city and a place that is monitored by parking police and where parking is metered. She puts in only enough for 25 minutes, and I even tell her "are you sure you don't want us to get more change so we can add more time? I don't really think an hour is going to be enough". She tells me "We'll be out in less then that" and "not to worry about it" and, against my better judgment I believe her and decide to go ahead with lunch, although I know we're not gonna have enough time. The actual lunch goes okay, but she doesn't really talk much nor seem that interested in what I have to say. It's a bummer because I found her very attractive, but I chalked off her awkward silences to being nervous and really didn't judge her for it. After all, she had just gotten through a bad breakup so I could understand her feeling weird about hanging out with another guy after having that happen to her. "Maybe she just wasn't ready" I thought. When we walked out of the cafe, much as I suspected, there was a ticket on her car. Not just for going over the time alotted, but apparently for a expired registration too. Foolishly, I offer to pay for her ticket and she thanks me and promises me she'll pay me back. Two weeks after the date I haven't heard from her and she isn't replying to texts. I write her about it, expressing concern about her avoiding me, and she tells me she never got any of my texts, and that I'm being weird and awkward. Considering she replied to me all the time before that date, I knew it was fucking bullshit and that she was avoiding me but I didn't let that show. Over 6 months later, I still havent heard from her, and she still owes me the 70 bucks. I work with her cousin, and it's taken me everything to not tell him his cousin's a money stealing bitch. Lesson from this date? Keep your wallet closed, and have people pay for their own damn shit.
At least you learnt a valuable lesson Derek, people should not take advantage of other people's kindness. I HATE it when people don't pay me back so I'm always careful about who I lend money to. Steal from the girl's cousin until you make your money back I'm kidding lol.
I know that was a serious story Derek, and it really sucks, but I feel like I just have to post this. [video=youtube;6vwNcNOTVzY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY[/video]
A while ago, I had a date where the girl DIDN'T bring her 3 hot friends over to have an epic orgy. Not only did it break the 22 year streak, but she wasn't even that great in the sack either. And she was maybe a 9.8 at best. Yes, I lowered my standards for a bit. Definitely DIDN'T call her back until she brought her friends and begged for a second chance.
Leave it to Minus to post something that didn't actually happen. Real bad date stories only please lol.
And what makes you think it didn't? Random Chat = not Serious Chat. So if you want only true stories (and I'm not saying mine is false, just arguing the point), this shouldn't be in Random Chat. And to be fair, it was 2 friends. And no, I'm not kidding. Ass. EDIT: I'm actually quite offended you thought it was fake.
You post something written in a clearly humorous manner, that seems so cocky/silly that it could only be deemed as fake. If it wasn't fake, you probably should've written it a little better because it seemed like something you just wrote up in an attempt to be funny. And if you weren't joking, it's kinda crazy that you expect women to just have orgies with you at the drop of a hat. But anyways, carry on. It should also be noted that I'm just fucking around and really don't care what you post in this thread. I just wanted to get you thinking I was serious.
Ohh I win. Albeit, not a first date... Ok so ive been dating this girl for 2 weeks. I go out to her camp with her and her siblings (I was 15 at the time.) Were there for a couple of days when she runs out of cigarettes (well, her younger sister stole them.) She started after her younger sister in a fit of rage. Muhaha, so I try and stop her (bad fucking idea!) She comes back like a couple of mins later swinging a baseball bat at me. Her older brother throws her to the ground and grabs the baseball bat. The whole time this is going on, shes giving me a nasty look and is pretty determined to swing away at me. She calms down a little but is still focused on how much I annoyed her. Another few minutes and shes back with a fucking ax. Swinging away at me. This time, a ran like a little girl. Her sister and brother tackle her. HAHA her brother tells me to grab ductape and all three of us proceed to use two rolls and tape her mouth and also her body to the floor. One of the funniest things I have ever seen. And I swear on everything I love this is a true story.
Your first paragraph disproves the second, or rather, the second disproves the first. Either way, you's a lyin sonbitch. The key to my delivery is that while presented in a joking manner, there is always a kernel of truth in the middle. While I did not go in expecting an orgy, I WAS told it was going to be a triple date as all three were interested in me. Only one showed up. On the second date, the trinity was completed. For more information on this type of delivery, please refer to Inside The Actor's Studio with Dave Chappelle. Not the skit, his actual appearance on the program.
It was pretty extreme to get in the way of a person wanting cigarettes. You're a douchehat, sir. A total douchehat.