Random Thoughts 23!

Most likely lol. All i have is some crap that can be microwaved. I think I have some stuff for a salad though.

 

FOOD FOOD FOOD. CAN'T WAIT. BUS. GO FASTER!

 

Heart attack salad:
-Replace leaves with bacon strips
-Replace crutons with meatballs
-Replace onions and carrots with potato chips
-Replace chicken strips with steak strips
-Replace your dressing of choice with mayo

 

I want to go home and sleep.

 

I almost came . . .

Until I saw this . . . ick

 

Lmao mayo ruins all of the fun. It's gross

 

Mayo is fucking amazing. It and Ranch were sauces made specifically for bacon cheeseburgers, and basically everything.

 

Ranch works well on white cheese pizza. Add some bacon, and holy shit

I want some sashimi

 

Columbus Day isn't a good reason to take a day off . . .

 

Every day is a good reason to take off. Hell, if I could take off today, I would be so sleeping right now.

 

Ok, let me be more specific, Columbus Day isn't a good reason to close the post office

 

EVERY DAY IS A GOOD REASON TO CLOSE THE POST OFFICE.

 

No.

 

I'm really glad I'm on my laptop. If I wasn't, I would have had to kill Jay for making me scroll through his last post.

 

Laptops are great for those things.

 

Mylene Jampanoi is so hot.

 

Also, your mother.

 

INORITE?

 

...not as well as I know.

 

I feel bad for you that you spend so much "time" with my mother