Why Men Are Happier Than Women!

Why Men Are Happier Than Women!

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invi te us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

 

HAHAHAHAHA

I don't agree with one of them: "16. One mood, ALL the time."

Men have many mood changes and maybe some even more than women.

I'm glad people don't stare at our chest

 

LMAO

 

LMAO.
My favourites are #8 and #27.

 

Priceless

 

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! i was laughing for about 10mins after ,

there all true got any more (i havent laughed that much since....cant remember)

 

lol, that was all true

but #33 is weird :wth:
i dunno, how can someone "do" their nails with a pocket knife?

 

lmfao

 

Priceless [/b][/quote]
All of them are!

 

That one is my fav, just because it's like, wow, do you want a cookie? Reminds me of something some little kid would say.

 

LMAO

I didn't know women had it so hard until i read this!

 

That's not fair!



Hey, we can wear a white T-shirt to a water park too if we like....

 

woo get the hose!!

 

I think Amy missed the pun. Though we can if we want people staring >_>

Yeah I'd say that's all pretty true =P

 

lol, Nope, I got it!

 

lmao



I love it
the last 1 was good

 

Number 10 is sexist.

It's the "same job more pay" one.

:angry: