This is a list of things you can do to make your parents think "WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?!" Ones marked with a "*" are things I've done to my parents. Either write down your favorites or try them out on your folks. Have fun with it. 1. Follow them around the house... EVERYWHERE. * 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Pretend to have amnesia. * 4. Say everything backwards... (ex: ...sdrawkcab gnihtyreve yas) 5. Give yourself a swirly. 6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "The sun! It's dying!!!" * 7. Run into walls. * 8. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house. * 9. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times. * 10. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. * 11. Pretend to worship the devil. * 12. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say, "Good morning sunshine!" 13. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. * 14. Run in circles. * 15. Recite a whole movie 3 times. * 16. Pretend to beat yourself up. * 17. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA!" * 18. Slither everywhere. * 19. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. Tell them you're making a fashion statement. 20. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way. * 21. Super glue your finger up your nose. 22. Talk to a pen. * 23. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time. 24. Lay face down and chant like an Aboriginal tribe. * 25. Try and climb the wall. * 26. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly. * 27. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead, say you're a lovely unicorn. * 28. In public yell, "NO MOM/DAD, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!" 29. Put pegs on your nose and eyes. 30. Do what they actually tell you. * 31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it!" * 32. Eat your hair. * 33. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal. 34. Eat anything obviously not edible. * 35. Jump off the roof, trying to fly. 36. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house. * 37. Hold their hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people..." * 38. When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!" * 39. Try to snorkel in a fish tank
I might try that one sometime. Here's one: Quietly follow your parents with about 2-3 feet between you and whenever they touch something, feverishly spray it with Lysol.
I might try that one sometime. Here's one: Quietly follow your parents with about 2-3 feet between you and whenever they touch something, feverishly spray it with Lysol. [/b][/quote] Ooh *ponders intently* I wub it!
some are pretty original. when they talk to you, dont look at them just look at one spot and keep on spinning around on your chair... funny sh*t, they really do think you're crazy. hah.
After doing all those, you end it off by telling them you love them so much that you'll never ever want to leave home.
After doing all those, you end it off by telling them you love them so much that you'll never ever want to leave home. [/b][/quote] Exactly.
If I do these things, my parents would probably carry me place where some people whos are wearing white put straitjacket to me :wth: