Make Your Folks Think You're Craaazy!

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    Cassie

    Cassie The time to hesitate is through.

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    This is a list of things you can do to make your parents think "WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?!"

    Ones marked with a "*" are things I've done to my parents.

    Either write down your favorites or try them out on your folks. Have fun with it. :D


    1. Follow them around the house... EVERYWHERE. *

    2. Moo when they say your name.

    3. Pretend to have amnesia. *

    4. Say everything backwards... (ex: ...sdrawkcab gnihtyreve yas)

    5. Give yourself a swirly.

    6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "The sun! It's dying!!!" *

    7. Run into walls. *

    8. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house. *

    9. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times. *

    10. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. *

    11. Pretend to worship the devil. *

    12. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say, "Good morning sunshine!"

    13. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. *

    14. Run in circles. *

    15. Recite a whole movie 3 times. *

    16. Pretend to beat yourself up. *

    17. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA!" *

    18. Slither everywhere. *

    19. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. Tell them you're making a fashion statement.

    20. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way. *

    21. Super glue your finger up your nose.

    22. Talk to a pen. *

    23. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

    24. Lay face down and chant like an Aboriginal tribe. *

    25. Try and climb the wall. *

    26. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly. *

    27. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead, say you're a lovely unicorn. *

    28. In public yell, "NO MOM/DAD, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!"

    29. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

    30. Do what they actually tell you. *

    31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it!" *

    32. Eat your hair. *

    33. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.

    34. Eat anything obviously not edible. *

    35. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.

    36. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house. *

    37. Hold their hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people..." *

    38. When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!" *

    39. Try to snorkel in a fish tank
     
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    Missy

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    :lol: I might try that one sometime.

    Here's one:

    Quietly follow your parents with about 2-3 feet between you and whenever they touch something, feverishly spray it with Lysol.
     
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    Cassie

    Cassie The time to hesitate is through.

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    :lol: I might try that one sometime.

    Here's one:

    Quietly follow your parents with about 2-3 feet between you and whenever they touch something, feverishly spray it with Lysol. [/b][/quote]
    Ooh *ponders intently* I wub it! :p
     
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    hybrid_soldier

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    Haha too funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Alacrity

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    lmfao :lol:
     
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    Steph

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    you know what I do....make dolphin sounds for hours :D
     
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    Ppr:Kut

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    whoa :lol:
     
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    ass_kicker

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    some are pretty original. when they talk to you, dont look at them just look at one spot and keep on spinning around on your chair... funny sh*t, they really do think you're crazy. hah.
     
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    Leslie

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    Hmmmmm.... since I'm not at home to do these, I think I'll do them to my roommates!!! :lol:













    :shifty: muhahahahaha!
     
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    Cal

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    or your friends, on your mobile phone, withold your number at 3am, phone them, and ask the time :rolleyes:
     
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    LMFAO! i s'pose u cud jst act like me...... :teehee:
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: LoL :lol: :lol: :lol:
    I'm going to try a lot of those
     
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    Kæton

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    I do a lot of those things sometimes.

    I either get a smack up-side the head or they just ignore me :lol:.
     
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    Will

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    I would do those things, but I would probably just get yelled at, grounded, or hit.
     
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    Hybrid_Bunny

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    After doing all those, you end it off by telling them you love them so much that you'll never ever want to leave home. :lol:
     
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    Andrea

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    Same here.
     
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    Missy

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    After doing all those, you end it off by telling them you love them so much that you'll never ever want to leave home. :lol: [/b][/quote]
    :lol:

    Exactly.
     
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    Omar A

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    :lol:

    I'm gonna try those for sure
     
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    Trish

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    They are awesome!

    But my folks already think I'm crazy just by looking at me.
     
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    Naraya

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    If I do these things, my parents would probably carry me place where some people whos are wearing white put straitjacket to me :wth: :mellow: :lol:
     

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