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    FLǕGGȦ∂NKđČHIβǾLʃN Todd's Avatar
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    Funneh

    1. Talk about a huge breast!

    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3. It's Cool Whip time!

    4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

    5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

    10. Don't play with your meat.

    11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

    17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

    18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

    19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

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    lmao that was funny


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    People are so perverted .

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    lol
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    I have no idea what is going on Nikki's Avatar
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    I'm gonna say a few of those at dinner and see what happens =P

    Nice one, Todd XD

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    ROFLMAO!
    Im on signature strike

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    THINGS NOT TO SAY:

    Thanks for giving me the breasts...oh and thanks for the food too lol

    okay that was corny

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    lol Todd those are great,
    Omar....lmfao


    Oh man I wish I was this humorous..

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    Originally posted by In.My.Skin@Dec 19 2003, 08:24 PM
    lol Todd those are great,
    Omar....lmfao


    Oh man I wish I was this humorous..
    woah, dont give me the credit

    i just copied and pasted from another message board, and he got it from somewhere else

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    Oh, oh well!! It's still as hysterical as the guys face in your avatar!

    Personally, I think MJackson looks like a chicken...

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    (rolling on the goddam floor laughing my f*cking ass literally off)

    Mmmmm breasts.

    Uh....I mean the chicken....

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    I don't think I have ever said any of them.

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    I wear a fez now. Fez's are cool. The Doctor's Avatar
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    Originally posted by Amy@Dec 19 2003, 11:16 PM


    I don't think I have ever said any of them.
    Neither have I, but Im going to start



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    I'm gonna be saying #2 to everyone

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    I've tried these.
    NOT during the christmas season.
    Tu trembles, mon coeur?
    Tu tremblerais davantage, si tu savais ou je te mene.

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    Todd thos are genious, but i.ll have to wait till next christmas now

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    i would defenitly talk about the huge (.) (.)
    choice 1 !!






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    don't stop talking to me; i haven't been listening Alacrity's Avatar
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    lmao, perverted, but funny

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    I'll say all of these at the next family Christmas/Thanksgiving gathering.

    Thanks todd.
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    Originally posted by P#@nt0m Du(k@Dec 20 2003, 10:02 PM
    I've tried these.
    NOT during the christmas season.
    That would be where you are going wrong then...

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