mine are: "I can resist everything except temptation. "USA Today has come up with a new theory, apparently 3/4 people make up 75% of the population. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police" "I hate to advocate alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me" "If it wasn't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight" what ur fav quotes :chaz:
it's not over until the fat lady sits on you. and i'm poor. and trying is the first step towards failure.
"If at first you don't succeed, try again - then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it" -Unknown "If it ain't broke, break it. Then superglue it together. When you're done, give it to a friend." -Mr. Hahn
lmfao! i love that! ------------------------- "If you don't take the risk, you can't feel the rush"- Blue Crush "I have a toothbrush. My toothbrush is sexy"-Mike Shinoda
"Always finish what you sta..." - Me (someone else probably thought of it, but i thought of this too) "There's a ring of debris around Uranus" - US newspaper "Oh Kent, people can make up statistics for anything, 14% of people know that." - Homer Simpson "Oh no! My fish ran away!.....and he robbed me!" - Chris Griffin (Family Guy)
"Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare." - Gangster Biking "There is no greater sorrow than to recall in misery the time when we were happy." - Unknown "Think about what you're doing...not what's going to happen." - Cory Nastasio (pro biker)
"10% of the Americans can't find their country on a map". - Some serious survey. Come on people you have the 3rd biggest country .
"Congratulations Canada on regulating dogs as housepets!" "Congratulations Canada on your first plumbing system!" "Congratulations Canada on opening your first junior high school!" ^^All oblivious Americans on Canada's "This Hour Has 22 Minutes: Talking To Amercians"^^
"We were on the other side of the barricades a few years ago, coming to these shows, seeing our favorite bands and having the dreams. Just persevere, and believe in yourselves. One day you'll be up here with us." ~Chester Bennington (Yes, I know I modified it a little bit. Hey, what they don't know doesn't hurt them.)
"New studies show that, contrary to popular mythology, the average home-schooled child has no problem 'socializing' with other children, as long as he remembers to use smaller words and shorter sentences." -Mallard Fillmore comic strip "Not all those who wander are lost." - J.R.R Tolkien "This barricade is a piece of ####. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick knows how to build stuff." -Davey Havok "Je suis un cone de pin, un petit cone potele de pin." - Jade Puget "The Lord has mysterious fashion sense." - Davey Havok "Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it!" - unknown
"You know, i think its amazing how chocolate tastes more like chocolate than vanilla. Think about it, if it didnt, then vanilla would have to be called chocholate. Its crazy!" -My friend Alex in an attempt to get me mad "What are you talking about? Slurpees dont have sugar, only ice" -Alex again
"Alright you primitive screwheads listen up!"-Ash from Army of Darkness "The only true knowlege in life, is that you know nothing!"-My uncle "How great is that...I put my fat ass on the table and broke it!"-Mike Shinoda (ive done that)....
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while, you might miss it." - Ferris Buller
That show RULED!! Another time they were asking them to visit Canada's national igloo. They got George Bush (in the middle of a media swarm) to say congratulations on Prime Minister Poutine being elected! And another quote: "He had a lot to say, he had a lot of nothing to say' "Learn to swim, I'll see you down at Arizona Bay" - quotes from Tool
"We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather." - Arab News report "You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label" - Mark Twain "How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." - Anonymous Manufacturer "Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that isn't even there?" - Driver school applicant And now for Linkin Park...*drumroll* B) Joe: (holding up salad spoons) "This is our right hand birthing device for when we birth kids, cuz Dave (pheonix) and Brad were actually medical students at UCLA and they know how to birth children." Pheonix: "I think the technical term is deliver." Joe: "I'm sorry, i'm not a doctor like you!" Some crazed Linkie-Bopper:"Chaz! I want to have your child!" Chaz: "What!?" Chester: "Hi we're the backstreet boys!" Mike: "Thats why the name is Hybrid Theory, because Brad is a Hybrid between a man and a woman!!!!!!!" Damn that was long...lol. Those are all quotes I collected, hope you like them.
"I will be the better man and give you some time to respond to me, but I can guarantee you the fact remains that your reply to me will be your last post on these forums." - Derek That was so awesome to read .
"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside." -- Mark Twain "When in doubt, state the obvious." -- My good friend Em "Just because I've already ordered doesn't mean I can't look at the menu!" -- My friend Mel, after being told that she already had a boyfriend
My favorite quotes: "The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." Albert Einstein "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemmingway "I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." Woody Allen "If it's the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?" Robin Williams