Ok...before I start...there's couple of warnings about this...
1: Sorry about the language used...This is script I have absolutly no control over so if you are easily offended...It's best if you don't read this...
2: If you hate reading large quantities...this ain't for you
3: If you're not in it...then sorry but the people being used are the people who I actually remember...and you can always do you own script
4: I'll post 5 days at a time...see what happens...then post the next five days the day after...
Here goes...Days 1-5
Day 1 - Akuma-sama admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of Kat. He says she looks like a [someone that like people of same sex]. As it turns out, Evilamy is in fact the only [someone that likes same sex] in the house, although The baron later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Chester 76 creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Subconcious Melody hits him with a Ladle.
3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of The Empire State building out of Pasta. After much persuasion by Chester 76, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the The Empire State building task is well under way. However havoc ensues when The baron, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat [cough] in the house, eats half the Pasta. Subconcious Melody is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the The Empire State building task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when The baron breaks wind and blows The Empire State building over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Kat cries.